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  • Dark in Here

    A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at
    work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the
    closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in
    the closet with the little boy.

    The little boy says, "Dark in here."

    The man says, "Yes it is."

    Boy- "I have a baseball."

    Man- "That's nice."

    Boy- "Want to buy it?"

    Man- "No, thanks."

    Boy- "My dad's outside."

    Man- "OK, how much?"

    Boy- "$250."

    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
    mom's lover are in the closet together.

    Boy- "Dark in here."

    Man- "Yes, it is."

    Boy- "I have a baseball glove."

    The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

    Boy- "$750."

    Man- "Fine."

    A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove.
    Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."

    The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

    The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

    The son says "$1,000."

    The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
    like that.
    That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
    you to church and make you confess."

    They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
    confession booth and he closes the door.

    The boy says, "Dark in here."

    The priest says, "Don't start that xxxx again"

  • #2
    ah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahaha. i'm sitting here in the library of my school laughin my ass of and everyones starin at me. nice one dude.

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    • #3
      hahaha... now that was REALLY funny... and TV Addict... aren't you supposed to be at home watching TV... Who in his/her right mind would be in the library instead of watching Jenny Jones' "is my teen really playing guys???"

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      • #4
        That was goood, *laugh laugh* and yes I popped a vein.
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #5
          i'm at school. we dont have tv's in school. that's why i dread it so damn much.

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          • #6
            hahahahha
            good one
            *cant stop laughing*
            wow
            hahahhahahha

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            • #7
              HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

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