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    Here is the text of the complaint letter which an Italiano tourist
    wrote to the Manager of a hotel in London.


    Dear Signor Diretorre,

    Now I am tella you the story how I was treated at your hotella.
    I am comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as a
    young man at your hotella.

    When I comma in my room I see no xxxx in my bed. How can
    I sleep with no xxxx in my bed? I calla down the Receptione and
    tell:

    "I wanna xxxx". They tella me, " Go to the toillett ". I said, "
    You no understand. I wanna xxxx in my bed ". They said, "You
    betta not xxxx in your bed, you sonnawaxxxxx".

    Signor Diretorre, what is sonnawaxxxxx?

    I go down to ristorante for breakfast. I order bacona and eggs
    and two pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I
    tella waitress and point to toast. "I wanna piss". She tella me, "Go
    to the toillett". I say, "You no understand. I wanna piss on my
    plate".

    She then say to me, "You bloody fella better not piss on the plate,
    you sonnawaxxxxx". Second person who do not even know me
    and call me sonnawaxxxxx! What is sonnawaxxxxx?

    Later I go dinner into restorante. Spoon and knife is laid but no
    fock. I tella waitress " I wanna fock", and she tella me, "Sure,
    everybody wanna fock". I tell her, "You no understand. I wanna fock on the
    table".

    She then tell me, "So you sonnawaxxxxx, wanna fock on the table?
    Get your ass outa here!" So I go to the receptione and ask for
    bills. I no wanna stay in your hotel no more.

    When I have pay the bills, the porter say to me, "Thank you and piss
    be with you". I say " Piss on you too, you sonnawaxxxxx".

    He looks unhappy and shows me his middle finger. Why, Signor
    Directorre?

    I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella,

    You Sonnawaxxxxx!

    Givonni

  • #2
    yea, i've have this joke in audio it's pretty funny.

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    • #3
      that's annoying to read.

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      • #4
        wow, you know how to read??

        *hands cookie to little boy*

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        • #5
          *jumps and steals cookie in midair*
          Achkerov kute.

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          • #6
            *chases cookie thief and gives him a spanking*

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            • #7
              *watches profoundly as two crazy-ass mofos duke it out for a cookie*

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              • #8
                * Attentively stares at scary black man profoundly watching the crazy ass mofos.*

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                • #9
                  *Scratches his butt*

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                  • #10
                    *stares back at white woman looking at him and busts out his gat, ready to bust a cap*

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