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    Gonna Get Lucky:

    A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

    "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really
    hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the' night.

    We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've
    got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll
    want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

    The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

    Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her
    parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins
    the prayer, but continues praying with his head down for several minutes
    after everyone starts eating.

    The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a
    religious person."

    He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father was a
    pharmacist.


  • #2
    i woulda laughed if i hadnt heard that one before.

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    • #3
      yep

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      • #4
        are you a reader of maxim? that's where i read it.

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        • #5
          i agree... funny... but old

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          • #6
            hahah

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            • #7
              geez, the guy took his time to post the joke.. u guys are so harsh... good job man.. i found it funny.. again.. yes ive heard it b4 but it was still funny... keep em commin' !

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