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  • You Know You're Armenian When...

    1. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows) next year.

    2. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.

    3. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.

    4. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.

    5. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.

    6. You have never used your dishwasher.

    7. You eat all meals in the kitchen.

    8. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers.

    9. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.

    10. You always leave your shoes at the door.

    11. You have a piano in your living room.

    12. You play a musical instrument.

    13. You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).

    14. You twirl your pen around your fingers.

    15. You hate to waste food.... a. Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. b. You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.

    16. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.

    17. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.

    18. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save/steal every time you get take
    out or go to McDonald's.

    19. Ditto for paper napkins.

    20. You never order room service.

    21. You own a rice cooker.

    22. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.

    23. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or law.

    24. When you go to a dance party, there are a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.

    25. You live with your parents and you are 30 years old (and they prefer it that way). Or if you're married and 30 years old, you live in The apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighborhood.

    26. Your parents' house is always cold.

    27. Your mom drives her Mercedes to the Price Club.

    28. You only make long distance calls after 11 PM.

    29. You always cook too much.

    30. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.

    31. You e-mail your friends at work, even though you are only 10 feet apart.

    32. Your parents send money to their relatives in ARMENIA.

    33. You're always late.

    34. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table.

    35. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or
    electronics.

    36. You never discuss your love life with your parents.

    37. Your parents are never happy with your grades.

    38. You save your old Coke bottle glasses even though you're never going to use them again.

    39. You keep used batteries.

    40. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.

    41. Your relatives either work in medicine or real estate.

    42. You take this webpage, put it in e-mail form and forward it to all your ARMENIAN FRIENDS.
    :-)
    Welcome to the HyeClub Forum!

  • #2
    You know you're Armenian when.... (joke)

    Hey AC:
    All of those were funny and very true; especially when garlic cloves are stored in an old strawberry jam jar...It's rather peculiar wouldn't you say?
    Oh, and I'd like to add another one on that list: You know you're Armenian when you truly believe that Gwen Stefani is Armenian. That's my personal favorite.

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    • #3
      lol
      Welcome to the HyeClub Forum!

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      • #4
        Actually I'll add another one as well.

        You know you're Armenian when you believe Tupac was Armenian because he had a unibrow.
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #5
          yete hayastanices..

          If you're a hayastanci.. Aper k' jokes inchi masin em khosum

          You knowingly worn your slippers out of your house.

          The lottery conversations that have nothing to do with money! (greencard lottery)

          your family believes that banks and investments are scams- the mattress is the most secure place for money.

          You cannot eat fruit in America without commenting how much better it tasted in hayastan.

          We all know someone who has armenian carpets on their car floors.

          Whats wrong with bribing a policemen with a couple of dollars or a pack of cigarettes?

          It took a while for you to figure marojhni is NOT an Armenian word. No its not!!

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          • #6
            Hey I'm Hayastansi, what's the big idea here...


            Anyway, I always thought I was a mild-mannered go lucky guy. I guess that's not what the populace out there thinks of me. Arggh!
            Achkerov kute.

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            • #7
              Re: You Know You're Armenian When...

              :-)You swim in the ocean on your back and everybody thinks it's a
              shark .

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              • #8
                Re: You Know You're Armenian When...

                :-)here's another one
                You swim in the ocean on your back and everybody thinks it's a
                shark

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                • #9
                  Actually, xxaxx I would go on to say that you know you're Armenian when you know you can knock someone the f*ck out from 10 ft away by simply turning your head around.
                  Achkerov kute.

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                  • #10
                    Also, you know you're Armenian if you own a cell phone store.
                    Achkerov kute.

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