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mizzcharagigi
03-14-2003, 10:28 AM
Anyone else hungry???
Why is it that when you're on a diet, and you try to lose weight, you think about your hunger the most??? GRRRRRR

TVAdict710
03-14-2003, 01:48 PM
i gotta solution, DONT DIET.

Lilya
03-14-2003, 04:29 PM
diet = bad i think diets make people gain more weight..

Anonymouse
03-14-2003, 09:43 PM
Don't diet.

Just watch what you eat. Don't eat after six since your metabolism slows down at night time since you move around less, and exercise plenty. That's about it. That is all there is in sum and substance that you need to know about stayin fit and losing weight. All the secret of weight loss is within this post. Forget infomercials, diet pills, programs, etc etc. It's a all a nice cash cow. I am giving you the secret free of charge.

Adieu.

Andromida806
03-17-2003, 07:53 AM
He's right. I have actually tried Mr. Moog's diet plan, and quite frankly I lost 10 lbs in 3 weeks without even trying to kill myself by eating nothing or just bread crumbs; or exercising myself to exhaustion. Mr. Moog is really knowledgable in a lot of things. It's just up to you to absorb the right information for you. ;)

Nerwen Telemnar
03-21-2003, 07:46 AM
Nope. Don't watch what you eat. Eat anything your body craves, but eat them in smaller portions. Spread them out throughout the day. So instead of having 2 big meals, have 3 or 4 smaller ones. Exercise a jackload. Or..sit on your fat ass like I do... :( what a pathetic excuse for a smiley..anyways moving on. Don't look at yourself in the mirror. Don't weigh yourself every .05 seconds. Make sure you get spanked after each shower. Something about the sound of an open palm to a bare, wet ass just gets all of our juices flowing. That's how you lose weight. weeekeee

Anonymouse
03-21-2003, 09:07 AM
I suggest a cellophane whipping!

vrej
03-21-2003, 10:00 AM
eating is good!!!!

TVAdict710
03-21-2003, 01:54 PM
eating is good because you get to poo the next day. =)

Anonymouse
03-21-2003, 05:04 PM
I poo every hour.

Andromida806
03-22-2003, 09:40 PM
You my friend have an amazing digestive system ;)

Anonymouse
03-23-2003, 01:17 AM
I walk with a hump because I drag my intestines in a wheelbarrow behind me.

TVAdict710
03-25-2003, 05:44 AM
i thought it was ur nuts u drag around, do u have 2 wheelbarrows?

mizzcharagigi
03-25-2003, 10:43 AM
POOing is soooo much fun =O)

Andromida806
03-26-2003, 10:45 AM
Of course it is. You think I scratch my butt for no reason ???? It's called a daiper rash. ;)

Anonymouse
03-26-2003, 11:34 PM
I poo because they have a gun pointed at me. They want to collect feces samples so they can grow their army of of golems from feces and then take over the world. No one can stop them.

TVAdict710
03-29-2003, 07:30 PM
you must have some poo