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mizzcharagigi
03-14-2003, 02:32 PM
If you're reading this post, i don't want any "ewwww" comments, i don't want any "wtf were you thinking" comments... anything in that sort... i don't wanna hear... i mean this is really really really disgusting... so have fun and read on.

This story is truly disgusting! if you read one
disgusting story this year . . . LET IT BE THIS ONE!


One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DeLucci of
Kittery, Maine, woke up with a painful need to
urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but
when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it
was urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling of
having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole. She
wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina
erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise
anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms.
DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and
squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth
while she gripped the sides of the toilet,
white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the
neighbors called the police. When medics arrived
they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor
of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe.
Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and
green syrup.

The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he
grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her
other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying
there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to
straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at
which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a
finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed
on the floor with a wet popping sound. Shocked, the
medic stared at the creature that was lying on
the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It
was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor
gasping for water while flipping itself back and
forth.

The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt
the nausea setting in. When he put his face down
into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that
tothis day he cannot look into a toilet without
convulsing.The entire toilet bowl was boiling with
baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a
furious pace.If you think that is bad - wait until
you

hear how it
happened:

Ms.DeLucci's death was the result of a combination
of shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the
toilet in pain and when she saw what she had done,
she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the
toilet and then on the floor.

It is believed by police that two nights before the
accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish
market. While lying in a tub, she gently inserted
the creature's tail into her vagina to derive physical
pleasure. At that point, she held a lighter under
the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a
violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian
XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a
table in front of the tub. The lobster was found in
the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag.
Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along
with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between
the lobsters' tail joints. The lobster's face was
lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters.
The lobster's digestive track and colon were found
to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe
that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in
the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly
boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them
out into Ms. DeLucci's vagina when she was torturing it.

Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and
Ms.DeLucci was only four days away from getting her
period. Doctors believe that at that point of her
menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance
to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger
version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold
throughout the US. Overnight the eggs had hatched
and`the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten
minutes!!! You can imagine the pain she was in when
she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over

1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.........

hahahahaha... can you tell why i just HAD to post this???

sSsflamesSs
03-16-2003, 11:42 AM
hahaha, what a dumbass (i mean the girl in the story, not you :D )
and sorry, mizzcharagigi, but i do have to say it...that was incredibly disturbing :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

SuperPinupH
03-18-2003, 11:04 AM
woa :shock:

Anonymouse
03-18-2003, 02:28 PM
That's nothing compared to what Billy Mays had to go through as a kid.

Lilya
03-18-2003, 04:54 PM
ummm I'm afraid to ask what he went through...

sSsflamesSs
03-18-2003, 07:33 PM
WHAT DID BILLY MAYS GO THROUGH AS A KID??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Lilya
03-19-2003, 01:37 PM
ahh no!!

sSsflamesSs
03-19-2003, 01:50 PM
oooh yesss!!

Anonymouse
03-19-2003, 05:01 PM
Okay Billy Mays was an adopted kid from a family who were called the Mayonaisse family. He wasn't too bright. The doctors pulled on his head too hard when he was being born so he had a two feets neck. The kids at school call him E.T. for short. the doctor rapped his head to make it as small as an orange so he would not break his neck. His parents used to shoot needles into him and even shot a needle in his testicles and then shot him in the crotch. He grew up locked up his whole life in a strobe light closet and he had chicken bones and turtle eggs. Occasionally his dad would molest him and touch his camel toe. Occasionally he was fed fire ants with a straw but that was only on days when daddy was not at work which was 6 days a week, and the other day mommy fed him fire ants via a straw. He drew a picture of himself as one can see.


http://www.angelfire.com/trek/armani/index.html

The bottom picture is when he was 12 and before had had reconstructive surgery on his whole head. He had alot of irritation in his throat as a boy from the daily peroxide shots his dad forced him to drink. He kept his tonsils in a jar next to his bed. You could look down his throat about a foot and a half down his throat and see some irritation. His dad used to feed him used tampons as well. They looked like this.

http://www.bloody-tampon.com/s-bp3.JPG

All in all his diet was about 3/4 tampons and the rest was turtle eggs and chicken bones and pubes. In fact his pillow was a giant knit used tampon his mom made for him. He even wore a tampon outfit for halloween. He also used to molest kids at school. One time he even dipped his penis into a dead skunkand he skunk and after he was done with that he got his fathers gun, aimed at his mom and made her sew the dead skunk to his crotch. He lived like that for 2 years until he had reconstructive surgery on his head and then they removed his testicles and so he had to grow alot of hair to hide his lack of testicles and that is why now he looks like a yeti and he made it is personal goal to invent OxiClean to clean used tampons so when kids of this generation have to swallow they won't swallow all the blood as well.

That my friends is the story of Billy Mays.

sSsflamesSs
03-20-2003, 09:56 AM
On second thought, Lilya, you were right, SORRY I ASKED :shock:

Lilya
03-20-2003, 02:06 PM
:(

Lilya
03-20-2003, 02:10 PM
your drawing of Billy Mays at age 6 is quite a magnificent work of art.

Anonymouse
03-20-2003, 03:18 PM
Thank you thank you.

*fixes bowtie*
*bows*

Nerwen Telemnar
03-21-2003, 07:41 AM
*glues hair for you*

TVAdict710
03-21-2003, 01:45 PM
wow. just wow.

mizzcharagigi
03-25-2003, 10:58 AM
Who else thinks Anonymouse should start a billy fan club.... Anon can be the president, and the rest of us can fight over who gets to be the other executive officers

TVAdict710
03-29-2003, 07:21 PM
amen to that bruddah!