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Nerwen Telemnar
03-21-2003, 07:38 AM
...we be kiddy and start off with one of those "pick-up-where-you-left-off" stories. :D


So, the other day, I walked into an Armenian deli...I asked the man at the counter where I could find good quality beaver fur... to my surprise, I heard some guy behind me answer....so, I turned around to see who it was..and lo and behold... (fill in here)
TVAdict710
03-21-2003, 02:09 PM
Billy Mays! he tried to sell me some oxi clean, but i declined. i said i only had greasy stains, and as the words left my mouth, a smile crept upon his face as he slowly and dramatically removed a bottle of Orange Glo from his back pocket. He said...
Anonymouse
03-21-2003, 05:40 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOD DRIIIIIIESSSSS OUT....but now you get a WHOPPING FIVE POUND xxxx IN THE EYE!
Anonymouse
03-21-2003, 05:44 PM
oops, and then he....
TVAdict710
03-25-2003, 05:43 AM
busted a nut in anonymouse's eye, and showed the true cleaning power when orange glo and oxi clean were combined together. when all of a sudden...
Anonymouse
03-25-2003, 01:33 PM
...until Anonymouse shoved his fissed inside tvaddicts ass and turned him inside out and he became black, and then anonymouse decided to turn this story into a three word story game and said....
Anonymouse
03-25-2003, 01:34 PM
tvaddict is effeminate...
Anonymouse
03-25-2003, 01:34 PM
...and he likes...
Anonymouse
03-25-2003, 01:34 PM
fried donkey intestines...
Andromida806
03-26-2003, 10:47 AM
Scratch my butt !!!!!!
Anonymouse
03-26-2003, 11:33 PM
with a large
spiral
03-27-2003, 10:56 AM
Por - cu - pine


I cheated :oops:
Anonymouse
03-27-2003, 02:21 PM
Yes you did...
sSsflamesSs
03-27-2003, 10:32 PM
Poor Babe eeeeeeee
sSsflamesSs
03-27-2003, 10:33 PM
He got a...
sSsflamesSs
03-27-2003, 10:34 PM
...prick up his...
Andromida806
03-27-2003, 10:50 PM
....Little DooDy Hole...
spiral
03-28-2003, 10:14 AM
and it HURTS! :shock:
Andromida806
03-28-2003, 10:20 AM
I think my.....
spiral
03-28-2003, 10:41 AM
...butt's gettin big! :shock:
spiral
03-28-2003, 10:42 AM
oooohhhh, it's getting
Anonymouse
03-28-2003, 09:56 PM
bigger and bigger
TVAdict710
03-29-2003, 07:33 PM
so take off...
TVAdict710
03-29-2003, 07:33 PM
all your clothes
TVAdict710
03-29-2003, 07:34 PM
for me, white-woman
mizzcharagigi
03-31-2003, 08:40 AM
...and then make sure you...
sSsflamesSs
03-31-2003, 09:03 PM
...flush the toilet with all its...
sSsflamesSs
03-31-2003, 09:05 PM
(please think of something other than pooo)
mizzcharagigi
04-01-2003, 01:13 AM
one hundred thousand shrimp babies
sSsflamesSs
04-01-2003, 07:06 AM
hahaha, original ;)
sSsflamesSs
04-01-2003, 07:08 AM
...while anxious to...
Anonymouse
04-01-2003, 11:17 AM
hold his testes
Nerwen Telemnar
04-01-2003, 01:33 PM
she realizes she has a pube stuck between her...
spiral
04-01-2003, 06:17 PM
amke up your minds. Is it a he or a she? :?
spiral
04-01-2003, 06:17 PM
oops.. make*
Anonymouse
04-01-2003, 08:24 PM
it is both
spiral
04-02-2003, 10:37 PM
(ok, this story needs a little turn, its getting lame)

...then she woke-up
sSsflamesSs
04-02-2003, 11:02 PM
...holding her testes...
sSsflamesSs
04-02-2003, 11:03 PM
...while trying to brush her teeth...
sSsflamesSs
04-02-2003, 11:04 PM
Suddently, she got bored (I don't blame her) and stepped outside...
sSsflamesSs
04-02-2003, 11:05 PM
...only to find...
Anonymouse
04-03-2003, 02:24 AM
a cows heart
Anonymouse
04-03-2003, 02:24 AM
that was stuffed
Anonymouse
04-03-2003, 02:24 AM
inside a used
Anonymouse
04-03-2003, 02:25 AM
tampon covered with
Fitty Percent
04-03-2003, 11:09 AM
Cheese. Then when she opened a garbage can to throw it out she saw a.......
mizzcharagigi
04-03-2003, 02:04 PM
bottle of oxi clean ;) and she remembered...
spiral
04-03-2003, 11:03 PM
isn't this supposed to be a 3 word thing?

...her long-lost love...
sSsflamesSs
04-04-2003, 07:33 AM
...the candy bar.
sSsflamesSs
04-04-2003, 07:33 AM
Quickly, she ran...
sSsflamesSs
04-04-2003, 07:34 AM
...to the store...
sSsflamesSs
04-04-2003, 07:34 AM
...to buy Snickers...
sSsflamesSs
04-04-2003, 07:35 AM
...so she can...
TVAdict710
04-04-2003, 10:55 AM
eat some more
TVAdict710
04-04-2003, 10:55 AM
that dirty fat
TVAdict710
04-04-2003, 10:55 AM
xxxx of a
TVAdict710
04-04-2003, 10:56 AM
dirty ass xxxxx
Anonymouse
04-04-2003, 02:33 PM
cum dumpster idiot
TVAdict710
04-05-2003, 02:54 PM
nipple teat ariola(?)
sSsflamesSs
04-06-2003, 01:40 PM
After she finishes gratifying her desires, she walks over to the black man who's picking his nose, and hands him a dictionary with a loving smile and a caring heart.

His tall dark stature reminds her of a yummy candy bar.
sSsflamesSs
04-06-2003, 01:41 PM
Sorry to break it to ya people, but I decided to stop the 3-word cycle...it's freakin' annoying.
Anonymouse
04-06-2003, 01:50 PM
For that you earn yourself first spot on my enemies list. ;)
sSsflamesSs
04-06-2003, 01:52 PM
Whooo-freakin'-Hooo!!!
Anonymouse
04-06-2003, 01:59 PM
Yes and I shall come to your domain and destroy it with my super powers and then make a getaway in this piece of work.







http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/foldersstyle.jpg


It will have me out of your domain in less than T-0.00002 nanoseconds.
sSsflamesSs
04-06-2003, 05:48 PM
There won't be any getaway if I plug that hole with a giant tampon.

MUAHAHAHAHA :D :twisted:
Anonymouse
04-06-2003, 10:34 PM
You will not plug that hole witha giant tampon because when I get to your domain I shall dispose of you and you will have no way or time to plug that hole and I shall make my get away MWAHAHAHAHA!