Relationship Problems?

[Anonymouse]

If you have any please post them here so we can laff/criqitue them and give you advice. loseyourname, you seem to have hijacked all the threads here and consolidated power in this one forum, is there a particular reason for this? Would you like to talk about it? You have the floor.

Dr. Mouse

[fIReBuRntInHeLL]

Im cheating on my ex-grapefruit! what should I do?

[sSsflamesSs]

Cheat with your banana?

[omniscient]

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs Cheat with your banana?

*Actually chuckled*

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by fIReBuRntInHeLL Im cheating on my ex-grapefruit! what should I do?

Go with the banana on this one indeed.

Dr. Mouse.

[TigranJamharian]

i was at a party friday night and i was drunk apparantly i talked to my friends today and and the unanimous decision by these boys was that i hooked up with a girl from school that was.... lets just say, below my standards. so now i dont know what the hell to do in school today if i see her. please great anon help me.

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by TigranJamharian i was at a party friday night and i was drunk apparantly i talked to my friends today and and the unanimous decision by these boys was that i hooked up with a girl from school that was.... lets just say, below my standards. so now i dont know what the hell to do in school today if i see her. please great anon help me.

Well Tigran, unfortunately there is no way to turn back time, like Cher suggested in her song, so that's bad for you. Your reputation is now tainted as having hooked up with a girl that is of lower quality than what you're accustomed to. I suggest that when you see her in school, you give her a ham sandwich and a xxxxx and wish her luck. That will vindicate your image back with the public eye and your reputation will be as bold as ever. Don't forget to be singing "Ham u xxxxx ekkan mer bakke, dululu dululu mer bakke".

Dr. Mouse

[violette829]

I've been "seeing" this guy for about 6 months. It's a purely sexual relationship, but I'm scared cuz I think I'm starting to have feelings for the xxxxxxx. I know I'm not like this usually, I hate sappy love xxxx, but this time, it's different. Could it be that I let my feelings get involved? Am I really this stupid? (shutup JAHANAM) Anyway, I dunno what to do, because I know he can't be more than just a penis for me, but I'm beginning to feel this xxxxty fuzzy lovey feeling for him. He's such a jerk though! LOL We tried to be friends, but as soon as I saw him again, it was like WHOA....yea we can't keep our hands off eachother. I feel so naughty....:D But, sometimes I feel stupid for being involved with him. Damnit it's been 6 months!!!!!! HELP ME GET OVER HIM PLEASE!

PS: He has the perfect penis girls..u know the ones u just can't get enough of....ooooooooooooooooooooouch;)

[violette829]

Originally posted by TigranJamharian i was at a party friday night and i was drunk apparantly i talked to my friends today and and the unanimous decision by these boys was that i hooked up with a girl from school that was.... lets just say, below my standards. so now i dont know what the hell to do in school today if i see her. please great anon help me.


Just be cool...don't act like u care about what happened. She'll get over it, don't worry. That's sad though..how much alcohol did u put in ur system to not know that ur hurting someone? TSK TSK TSK...I want to KTETSNEL ur forehead for doing such a thing...SHAME SHAME

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Anonymouse If you have any please post them here so we can laff/criqitue them and give you advice. loseyourname, you seem to have hijacked all the threads here and consolidated power in this one forum, is there a particular reason for this? Would you like to talk about it? You have the floor.

Dr. Mouse

Dear Dr. Mouse,

It's hard to have relationship problems when you refuse to be in a relationship with anybody - unless you consider that a problem. I suppose my ex-girlfriend flipping out on me and going off about her quarter-life crisis every fifth time I talk to her can be a slight annoyance, but it's more funny than anything else at this point.

I've hijacked the threads in this forum because since school ended and I'm still only working weekends - not to mention everybody but me seems to be on vacation - I have nothing better to do during the day. I can't say why I've chosen this particular forum. It's just the first one I looked at; it seemed to have interesting topics, so I went at it.

Sincerely,

Wistful in Whittier

[Arvestaked]

There are, on occasion, good topics in the other forums as well (most frequently in General).

Gaseous in Granada

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by violette829 I've been "seeing" this guy for about 6 months. It's a purely sexual relationship, but I'm scared cuz I think I'm starting to have feelings for the xxxxxxx. I know I'm not like this usually, I hate sappy love xxxx, but this time, it's different. Could it be that I let my feelings get involved? Am I really this stupid? (shutup JAHANAM) Anyway, I dunno what to do, because I know he can't be more than just a penis for me, but I'm beginning to feel this xxxxty fuzzy lovey feeling for him. He's such a jerk though! LOL We tried to be friends, but as soon as I saw him again, it was like WHOA....yea we can't keep our hands off eachother. I feel so naughty....:D But, sometimes I feel stupid for being involved with him. Damnit it's been 6 months!!!!!! HELP ME GET OVER HIM PLEASE!

PS: He has the perfect penis girls..u know the ones u just can't get enough of....ooooooooooooooooooooouch;)

The easiest way to get over the old penis is to grab hold of a new penis, preferably bigger to get the maximum penetration and pleasure. I suggest you discretely position yourself next to Footlocker and wearing nothing except a fur coat, and periodically flash men as they pass by. You are bound to get ones attention sooner or later and will go home happy with a new penis. Problem solved.

Dr. Mouse

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by loseyourname Dear Dr. Mouse,

It's hard to have relationship problems when you refuse to be in a relationship with anybody - unless you consider that a problem. I suppose my ex-girlfriend flipping out on me and going off about her quarter-life crisis every fifth time I talk to her can be a slight annoyance, but it's more funny than anything else at this point.

I've hijacked the threads in this forum because since school ended and I'm still only working weekends - not to mention everybody but me seems to be on vacation - I have nothing better to do during the day. I can't say why I've chosen this particular forum. It's just the first one I looked at; it seemed to have interesting topics, so I went at it.

Sincerely,

Wistful in Whittier

While I admit your posts have no redeeming value, I nonetheless cannot see why you only fester in this forum. All symptoms point to this as your problem, the lack of women or relationships in your life. I suggest you comb your hair to the side, put on a nice bow tie, apply Brute cologne, and go hit the clubs. However, I prescribe that you visit the General Topic section at least twice a day for full recovery.

Dr. Mouse

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Anonymouse While I admit your posts have no redeeming value, I nonetheless cannot see why you only fester in this forum. All symptoms point to this as your problem, the lack of women or relationships in your life. I suggest you comb your hair to the side, put on a nice bow tie, apply Brute cologne, and go hit the clubs. However, I prescribe that you visit the General Topic section at least twice a day for full recovery.

Dr. Mouse

Not having any women isn't exactly the problem, Mousy. Not knowing what to do with each of them, maybe that's the problem. No offense, but you're probably about the last person on the planet I'd be taking any advice from. Thanks anyway, though.

By the way - print this out, and if we should ever meet, I promise I'll give you five bucks for it, just so you can't say my posts have no value.

[violette829]

Why do i find this loseyourname guy sexy????????

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by violette829 Why do i find this loseyourname guy sexy????????

My penis is far from perfect. Amply sized, but terribly curved. Anyway, I'm much better with my tongue.

[Arvestaked]

Originally posted by loseyourname My penis is far from perfect. Amply sized, but terribly curved. Anyway, I'm much better with my tongue.

Why did you quote Violette's post on that one? It was distractingly unrelated.

[violette829]

Originally posted by loseyourname My penis is far from perfect. Amply sized, but terribly curved. Anyway, I'm much better with my tongue.



WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? Every time I find a man, this happens..My ex had a "ehem" curved penis...it was HELL! So hard to deal with. And yes, I had to teach him to be a pro with his tongue.

Why does that curve thing happen? It's so scary!

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Arvestaked Why did you quote Violette's post on that one? It was distractingly unrelated.

It's not unrelated. She mentioned earlier that she was looking for an escape from the perfect penis.

[Arvestaked]

It was unrelated to what you quoted. That is all.
And that is not how I read her post.
Anyway...does not matter.

[violette829]

STOP IT BOYS! It's not time to fight over me....(shut up, i know ur not, just shut up) I PROMISE I WILL PAY ATTENTION TO BOTH OF U GUYS EQUALLY~!

Cue::)

[Arvestaked]

Originally posted by violette829 STOP IT BOYS! It's not time to fight over me....(shut up, i know ur not, just shut up) I PROMISE I WILL PAY ATTENTION TO BOTH OF U GUYS EQUALLY~!

Cue::)

I want all of your attention damn it and it is worth fighting for! You are mine! Mine, I tell you! All mine! :mad:

...


:D

[violette829]

Originally posted by Arvestaked I want all of your attention damn it and it is worth fighting for! You are mine! Mine, I tell you! All mine! :mad:

...


:D


:rolleyes: It's rainin men...haleluyah it's rainin men....

I love u Arvest jan. Don't ever forget that...even though we have some DIFFERENCES of opinion, that doesn't change the fact that us GRANADA HILLIANS aren't supposed to stick together! *mpwa*

[Arvestaked]

Originally posted by violette829 :rolleyes: It's rainin men...haleluyah it's rainin men....

I love u Arvest jan. Don't ever forget that...even though we have some DIFFERENCES of opinion, that doesn't change the fact that us GRANADA HILLIANS aren't supposed to stick together! *mpwa*


Yes we should always love eachother and stick together even though you are wrong when you disagree with me.
;)
*kisses*

[TigranJamharian]

6 beers about 5 ounces of rum and a shot or 2 of vodka. anyway i saw the girl today during my daily commute and i said hi and all but then i saw these 2 other girls i knew, and they introduced me to this Armenian kid so i was basically chillin with htem and i basically ignored this girl and then afterwards i felt really bad, but i guess theres no way around it. if i acted nice or something like that she might think that im actually interested in her or i want to go out with her or something so i guess this was the only thing i could do. i still feel bad, whatever xxxx it, she looks decent and im sure there are plenty of guys that would go out with her so its k.

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by violette829 Why do i find this loseyourname guy sexy????????

Because he stormed in here with all this talk of experience and aloofness and oh yeah, the fact that he'd allow himself the opportunity to get lost in love. Ahh violet, now if only he existed in real life, the Granada Hills girls would be verry happy, wouldn't we???

p.s. the artist is cheating on me with you. Just thought I'd let you know =) We don't have to fight. i don't mind sharing, lol as long as u share mr. name guy. :D

[violette829]

Aww...we can share them both..It will be one big happy family..Just because I think ur an awesome girl, I will let artist man go....even though it hurts, and just cling on to the loseyourname guy...Oh but it will be much better if u decide u wanna share them both.....I will be truly happy with this 4some!
:D


Vi:eek:

[Arvestaked]

I cannot decide whether I should be please or insulted that I am being treated like a commodity.

[violette829]

Originally posted by Arvestaked I cannot decide whether I should be please or insulted that I am being treated like a commodity.


U should definitely be pleased! It's not easy finding 2 beautiful women who wanna share u....C'mon now..u know better than that... ;) Ur not a commodity, ur just our sex slave..Is that so wrong? Can't a girl just share with her fellow sisters?UGH Arvest jan, please...don't take offense to it. Embrace it..love it..touch it...it won't bite....

Vi:eek:

[Anonymouse]

Laff

[jahannam]

don't worry anon.
me and my friend Alison are waiting for you RIGHT here.
grrrrrr

[violette829]

Arman jan,u better be careful....God knows what she's capable of... Evil Girl!!!!! When ur ready for a real woman, then u let me know...I'm sure I can find one for u! ;)


Vi:eek:

[jahannam]

ummm Violette,
usually,
when people don't know other people, they don't make ASSUMPTIONS about them in public allright?lol
and plus.
Anon knows me and how good I am in bed.
he doesn't need advice. as a matter of fact he might need someone to calm him down as soon as he sees me everytime.

so SHUSH:D :D :D :D

[Anonymouse]

Ladies, I appreciate your concern, but I don't need help nor for any of you to wait for me, I get by myself.

As for you joining me, thats another matter that I am sure we can accomodate.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by ckBejug Because he stormed in here with all this talk of experience and aloofness and oh yeah, the fact that he'd allow himself the opportunity to get lost in love. Ahh violet, now if only he existed in real life, the Granada Hills girls would be verry happy, wouldn't we???

p.s. the artist is cheating on me with you. Just thought I'd let you know =) We don't have to fight. i don't mind sharing, lol as long as u share mr. name guy. :D

I never said I was all that experienced. Aloof - always. In love - depends on the gal, but I'm certainly not afraid of it. Existent in reality - I'd like to think so, but I suppose I could be wrong.

[violette829]

Originally posted by jahannam ummm Violette,
usually,
when people don't know other people, they don't make ASSUMPTIONS about them in public allright?lol
and plus.
Anon knows me and how good I am in bed.
he doesn't need advice. as a matter of fact he might need someone to calm him down as soon as he sees me everytime.

so SHUSH:D :D :D :D

DU SHAT KOSKHOLES!

[violette829]

Originally posted by loseyourname I never said I was all that experienced. Aloof - always. In love - depends on the gal, but I'm certainly not afraid of it. Existent in reality - I'd like to think so, but I suppose I could be wrong.



I wanna be aloof!

[SexyAries]

Dear Mouse,
OK i have a big problem!!!!!!!! I am extremely bad at sucking xxxx! i do the whole licking kissing turning on xxxx really good and my man loves it but when it gets down to the sucking and deep throating i keep hurting him! I try whatching porn so i can learn but it dont work. HELP!!!! i dont know what to do:(

Inexpierenced from Hell

[patlajan]

Originally posted by TigranJamharian i was at a party friday night and i was drunk apparantly i talked to my friends today and and the unanimous decision by these boys was that i hooked up with a girl from school that was.... lets just say, below my standards. so now i dont know what the hell to do in school today if i see her. please great anon help me.

Act like a jackass. That way she'll grow to dislike you instead of being hurt. OR maybe you should reconcider and look again, you could be missing out.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by SexyAries Dear Mouse,
OK i have a big problem!!!!!!!! I am extremely bad at sucking xxxx! i do the whole licking kissing turning on xxxx really good and my man loves it but when it gets down to the sucking and deep throating i keep hurting him! I try whatching porn so i can learn but it dont work. HELP!!!! i dont know what to do:(

Inexpierenced from Hell

Cup your lips to keep your teeth out of the picture. Use a lot of tongue - try to keep it moving as much as you can. Also, act like you're actually swallowing when you deep-throat, even though it obviously won't go down; I think that makes a difference. I've never sucked a xxxx, so I can't give pro advice or anything, but these things seemed to work for girls I've had. Also, tell the guy to give you pointers. A good lover has to be a good director, especially with an inexperienced girl.

[SexyAries]

THANK YOU!!!

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by SexyAries THANK YOU!!!

I'm like MJ - just call my name and I'll be there.

[SexyAries]

i dont know your name :(

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by loseyourname Not having any women isn't exactly the problem, Mousy. Not knowing what to do with each of them, maybe that's the problem. No offense, but you're probably about the last person on the planet I'd be taking any advice from. Thanks anyway, though.

By the way - print this out, and if we should ever meet, I promise I'll give you five bucks for it, just so you can't say my posts have no value.

If I'm the last person you'd take advice from, why did you even participate in the first place numbnuts?

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Anonymouse If I'm the last person you'd take advice from, why did you even participate in the first place numbnuts?

I was kidding Mousy. I'd take your advice over 90% of the people out there - provided you were being sincere. It's hard to tell sometimes.

[W¡se]

In my case, Distance is the MAJOR problem

[violette829]

Okay..I just went back and read all the posts in this OLD thread....OMG!!!!!!!! I feel so stupid!

[W¡se]

Okay..I just went back and read all the posts in this OLD thread....OMG!!!!!!!! I feel so stupid!
Your feeling never lies :cool:

[PASAMONSTER]

My relationship problem is I aint got one LOL

The right girl is hard to find, and when you find her you don't know if she's the right one until you've lost her. Ehhhhh like the old saying goes.... Life is a B!tch and then you marry one.

[xBaron Dants]

Life is a B!tch and then you marry one.

lol. If you're using that as a pick-up line, it might explain a lot of things. :laugh:

[Tres Bien]

My main problem with relashinships is my parents, they wont let me start any relationships...its even worse than in the film "my fat greek wedding"( here there is no one laughing ).Well...lol...what can you do, but play the piano till you drop down dead of over-exhaustion

[dstyle]

99 problems but a xxxxx aint one.

[Anonymouse]

Dr. Mouse has come out of retirement. I will be taking questions now.

[angelik22]

core of problems with peopel is selfishness and greed... when someone stops being selfish and greedy/materialistic then relationsips will run more smoothly....

[angelik22]

99 problems but a xxxxx aint one.

haha i got 1099 problems and a *** is the core of all of them....

[Anonymouse]

core of problems with peopel is selfishness and greed... when someone stops being selfish and greedy/materialistic then relationsips will run more smoothly....

Cut off all contact with negative people and influences. Problem solved.

Dr. Mouse

[angelik22]

thanx doc, how much do i owe you?

[HyeJinx1984]

thanx doc, how much do i owe you?
NOOOOOOO!!! Don't spend our money!!

[Anonymouse]

If you have no questions for Dr. Mouse, please leave, so that others can ask, otherwise my time is not free, sir, and I would be forced to charge you again.