Mr. Internet Genius: Greg Maddox aka George Ox

[Nimrod]

The now famous.George Ouzounian's pen name on the Internet is GREG MADDOX and obviously he is an Armenian from Utah. His superb brilliance is like none other and even from his posts you can just TELL he is Armenian. Words cannot simply describe this guy's keen and original intellectual and at the same time he makes them very uniquely humorous. His webpage can be used as some source of knowledge or even realistic "Enlightenment" for some confused mainstream poseurs. Either way, I really urge each and every one of you Armenian visit his page and read one of his superb writings. See the wisedom from him alone for yourself. Read how his precise yet very logically accurate judgments and retorts apply as beneficial advice to us all.

Just click on his website:

http://maddox.xmission.com/

OR

This is just extra proof of his identity:

http://www.identitytheory.com/people/reader_archive2.html

Here is a small piece of his wit:

I'm keeping my web site xxxxty as a protest against all the slick-looking, content-less web sites out there. Nobody cares about your stupid rotating icons and fading links. Some webmasters have spent years tweaking their layout and designing their site, and very few get any traffic. This site, as xxxxty as it looks, gets over 1 million hits per month. I use large fonts also as a protest against all the stylish garbage you see out there. When I go to a web site, I WANT TO READ THE CONTENT. Trust me, that micro-font everyone uses isn't nearly as original as they think. I've chosen a black background for most of my text because it's easier on the eyes than staring at a white screen. Think about it: your monitor is not a piece of paper, no matter how hard you try to make it one. Staring at a white background while you read is like staring at a light bulb (don't believe me? Try turning off the lights next time you use a word processor). Would you stare at a light bulb for hours at a time? Not if you want to keep your vision.

:D

[sSsflamesSs]

I couldn't find the other thread regarding this guy, so I was forced to respond to this one. Indeed the guy is hilarious and refreshing, although the last paragraph on the webpage provided makes me question his Armenian identity.

http://maddox.xmission.com/weather.html

"I feel like I've been raped after I watch the news. For months we've been hearing about JFK Junior's death, and people still harp about princess Di, yet when thousands of people die in an earthquake in Turkey, do we hear about any one of them in particular in the news? Are their lives less important than JFK Jr's? I mean, how much more praise does the guy need? It's not like he lived his life being desired by millions of women without having to worry about financial support, ever. Oh wait.."

Is it just me, or why the hell would an Armenian give a rat's ass about earthquakes in Turkey?

I could be wrong, but it makes you think.

[Hogg]

He lives in Utah, he's not really Armenian. Same goes for those from one of the Dakotas. *runs out of thread*

[sSsflamesSs]

*menacingly chases Hogg with a stick*

[patlajan]

If that site gets a million hits per month I'm a neuro surgeon. :wave:

[leo007]

Hmm, my thread about that site from a few weeks ago magically disappeared.

[spiral]

If that site gets a million hits per month I'm a neuro surgeon. :wave:


.........Agreed

[sSsflamesSs]

If you do the math, it's more like one million hits per year. Nonetheless, that's about 27,000 hits per day. Um yea ok.

[Hogg]

You guys really think that's a lot? It seems like everyone around our age alone knows about the site.

[dusken]

Hits per month?! Who the phuck cares?! Talk about something meaningful. For all we know he was being rhetorical.

[Anonymouse]

This thread is cool because Dusken's in it.

[xBaron Dants]

Is it just me, or why the hell would an Armenian give a rat's ass about earthquakes in Turkey?

I could be wrong, but it makes you think.

Well, we ARE nice people. Armenian seismologists (we apparently have one of the best seismology centers in the world now, which is understandable, after 1988), had actually warned Turkey about the earthquake that was about to occur. The turkish authorities ignored the warning....

[patlajan]

This might suprise you but earthquake shock waves have no notion of national or territorial sovereignty. They go as far as they can in all directions. :)

[xBaron Dants]

lol. Oh the great things you teach us Patlajan.

Yet I fail to see what that had to do with anything. :)
My point was that the Armenians had no reason to warn Turkey.

[Genuine_Stud]

What the hell is so good about this guy's website.

His website sucks compared to many websites I've seen.
His design composition is terrible and his fonts lack personality.

The whole website is bland.

[IvyLipstick]

Well, we ARE nice people. Armenian seismologists (we apparently have one of the best seismology centers in the world now, which is understandable, after 1988), had actually warned Turkey about the earthquake that was about to occur. The turkish authorities ignored the warning....


Yes we all definitely can agree with that naive Armenian notion. Baron you are correct alright. Even though they savagely murdered a lot you guys, you guys still have the hospitality to listen to their music, buy their products and talk about their lives even though they do not care for yours. :laugh: It is all good guys.

[IvyLipstick]

What the hell is so good about this guy's website.

His website sucks compared to many websites I've seen.
His design composition is terrible and his fonts lack personality.

The whole website is bland.

Actually, he is really brilliant as nimrod said and his "stuff" written on there reflects a lot of what society here today fails to comprehend and that annoys most people.

And if you read carefully he said that he purposely made his site that way to differ on purpose from all of those other HOLLOWGRAM composed websites with the painful to the eyes colors brightening your face. He says to those that disagree with my format and style of his website (in case you missed out) he writes "the sparkly effects the obnoxious lightening effects etc. really is not necessary. It just hurts your eyes and it looks like pure crap. Dont believe me? It s like staring at a light bulb for hours, try it then we will see." :laugh:

[HyeJinx1984]

Yes we all definitely can agree with that naive Armenian notion. Baron you are correct alright. Even though they savagely murdered a lot you guys, you guys still have the hospitality to listen to their music, buy their products and talk about their lives even though they do not care for yours. :laugh: It is all good guys.

*grumbles* .....You're still here?

[IvyLipstick]

*grumbles* .....You're still here?

Yes sir, you can always feel free to leave.

[HyeJinx1984]

Ooooo, I like it when you call me Sir :naughty: Mmm..

Oh, and if it makes you feel any better, after the recent church bombing my mom wanted to blow up Mecca.