phrases fron the...simpsons

[armenator301]

hey wat up. i made this thread specialy topeople that like the simpsons
in this thread you post phrases from the simpsons
i will start it off

homer comes in drunk to marge all he sayes before he passes out is "hey marge guess how many boobs i saw today ... seven"

[sSsflamesSs]

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[mizzcharagigi]

OMG i have the FUNNIEST one..

They're having a talent show at the elementary school... and Milhouse starts singing (in the oh tannenbaum melody)

My Dingeling
My Dingeling
I want you to play with my dingeling

Then Principal Skinner just pushes him aside "that's enough Milhouse"...hahahah... cracks me up

[Andromida806]

The episode where Lisa seems to become a vegitarian. Homer is planning a B-B-Q and plans to cook a whole pig. She objects and suggests that they serve salads to the guests.

Homer: "Lisa.... You don't make friends with salad."
Bart: "Yeah Lees ! You don't make friends with salad."

Then Homer and Bart start singing "You don't make friends with salad." and Bart grabs Homers hips and they begin to do a mambo train as they continue singing.

That was my favorite..... ;)

[TVAdict710]

i liked when homer said d'oh that time in that episode with the guy and the thing at the place with the conflict

[SwingBaby]

"All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."

"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

haha!

[SaSSoun]

the episode where they give him a lie detector test they say something like "do you understand, homer says yes" and the machine explodes.

[sSsflamesSs]

the episode where they give him a lie detector test they say something like "do you understand, homer says yes" and the machine explodes.

hahaha, i love that one

[mizzcharagigi]

When Barts gets a new dog, Milhouse says

"Remember that time your dog ate my goldfish and then you told me i didn't have any goldfish. But why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"

sooooo cute

[TVAdict710]

milhouse is retarded. bart is the man. lisa is gonna be president and maggie is going to turn into a xxxxx.

[Andromida806]

;)

[TVAdict710]

i'm serious tho

[armenator301]

that episode where homer tries to find out his middle name.
grandpa comes and tells him to take a rid ewith him
homer's repy"reat, i'll go shoot myself for bringing this up".

befre they found out homer would use his middle anitial wich was jay and wen they found out "from now on my name is... homer jay simpson"

[Dorobo]

"Theres a crayon in my brain?" *points to stomach*

Oh another good one it was on today. They go to Australia and in the American embasy they have a machine that makes the toilets spin counter clockwise like in America. Then homer proceeds to heartfully sing,
"my country tis of thee, Sweet land of liberty. *sniffle* of thee i see."

[SwingBaby]

This isn't exaclty a quote but what about the episode where Skinner reveals his real identity - Armen Tamzarian?

[Andromida806]

where you watching the Simpsonians ? ;)

[armenator301]

ya armen was a good one

hey dont miss the new episode when homer loses his drivers licence and marge gets angry
its on the fox box

the day when homers 2nd wife (the one in vagus comes back)
then the scene cuts to him in a tree house because marge gets pissed at him
"of all the things that come back and bite me in the ass this is the worst"
then you see him pull a beaver from his ass and he throws it out

[SaSSoun]

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