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Anonymouse
02-09-2003, 01:24 AM
So there I was at my favorite watering hole (most people throw penny's in the well, I throw in my empty cans).

So there I was.

And up comes this guy with his girlfriend who was visibly crying. He said "Hey! Is this the guy honey?" while pointing at me, and through her sobbing, she muttered a faint "yeah". The guy says to me, "I'm going to kick your ass" and I said "Ok, just one second."

I proceeded to chug my last Mike's Hard Lemonade, I jammed my fingers down my throat, and sent out a perfect stream of projectile vomit with enough force to tear the paint off of an '82 Ford.

With his eye's burning, I quickly made my escape, but not before stealing his shoes.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2809146845&category=11632

Help put food on this poor old man's table.

Thank you
SaSSoun
02-24-2003, 06:46 PM
lmao.. nice one.
mizzcharagigi
02-25-2003, 10:43 AM
man... too bad you got away...
:? :?
maybe i should hire him to kick (i almost wrote kiss *wink*) your ass for me... at least i'll get away with less bruises...
Anonymouse
03-04-2003, 02:27 PM
I will steal your shoes too!
TVAdict710
03-07-2003, 11:52 AM
what I wanna know is, why'd u take his shoes?
Anonymouse
03-07-2003, 02:59 PM
I didn't own a pair prior to it.
TVAdict710
03-09-2003, 04:23 PM
ah, it all makes sense now.
Anonymouse
05-02-2003, 12:34 AM
ttt
TVAdict710
05-04-2003, 10:05 AM
huh?
HaMoVik
05-06-2003, 06:32 PM
Ok Why DiD u Get HiS ShoEs Im LoSt :( :(
sSsflamesSs
05-06-2003, 07:14 PM
I didn't own a pair prior to it.
Anonymouse
05-06-2003, 11:42 PM
Thank you for clearing that up.
TVAdict710
05-07-2003, 12:15 PM
ur welcome
TVAdict710
05-07-2003, 12:15 PM
damn, i'm good
sSsflamesSs
05-07-2003, 07:56 PM
I like big butts.

Damn, I'm better. :D
Andromida806
05-08-2003, 09:40 AM
*Falls asleep and starts dreaming about being in a heavy D video*
TVAdict710
05-08-2003, 11:16 AM
no, j00 i$ w#0r3z0r. jp jp jp
Andromida806
05-09-2003, 05:18 AM
*backhands TvAdict710 and starts doing the Aresenio Hall* whoo whoo whoo whoo !!!! ;)
TVAdict710
05-09-2003, 05:21 AM
*blocks backhand and shoots a quick poo in the face*
Anonymouse
05-14-2003, 07:50 PM
I shouldn't try to steal shoes from a black person since you are usually the one that does the stealing.
Dorobo
05-14-2003, 08:34 PM
Last time I allmost got into a brawl it was at a party when i hit on this guys girlfriend. He was about to kick my ass, so all i did was say, "bro, your right. I am scum. I deserve a good ass kicking. Please, kick my ass for me?" THen i proceded to spread my arms and close my eyes, in the upmost confidence mind you. He really apreciated the gesture, and we shared a beer. Charm clears up many arguments my friends.
Anonymouse
05-14-2003, 09:28 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU PUSSED OUT. HAHAHAHAHAHAH WUSS!

I can never stand that. I like it when they bring it to me.
Andromida806
05-15-2003, 03:21 AM
That is pretty degrading :?
Anonymouse
05-15-2003, 01:26 PM
Yea. I'd shove my fist so deep up his ass I'd make a sock puppet out of him.
TVAdict710
05-16-2003, 07:11 AM
is it just me or do you seem a little obsessed with fists and asses coming to meet?
Anonymouse
08-06-2003, 11:26 PM
Oh damn, the shoes actually got sold.

I never thought that would happen.
Anonymouse
12-01-2003, 11:57 PM
Well apparently they got sold and removed it from the pictures too!