What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

[Anonymouse]

"Where's my tractor?"

ooh ohh and I almost forgot.

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

"I'll see you next month".

[Andromida806]

First one..... Retarded, Second one.....Disgusting, I'm eating Pizza. :?

[TVAdict710]

yea i agree. but the second one was the bomb-diggity