Armenian Crack

[HyeJinx1984]

(A short editorial by me)

Cocaine is rampant in the lower income areas of our society... or, as they're more often reffered to as, the ghettos. This effects black people the most it seems, and is quite an epidemic. In a world where there's really no way up or out, cocaine is the only way for some to cope and it causes people to become quite lazy and unproductive.

However, I've been noticing a frightening pattern in Armenian society. A substance so powerful, so debelitating.. people completely loose track of time and days go by with zero productiveness. I call this substance "Armenian Crack"... however, it goes by a different name: Gohtch.

Like cocaine, this highly addictive substance comes in various forms... sesame seeds, pumpkin seeds, shelled postachios... but at the end of the day, it's all the same thing. These salty little morsels are almost impossile not to be tempted by... and once you've cracked one open between your teeth, there is no end. I've seen men, women, elders, youngsters all grow dull eyed and imobile as they sit there, crunching away as the world passes them by.

Fathers, debilitated by it's addictive nature unable to go to work on time. Mothers, crunching away for hours while they're kids are left out in the rain at school, waiting to be picked up. Gohtch has broken up families. Parents pleading with their children to "snap out of it" and go get a job, but it's no use... little Armen sits there, cracking these euphorious little seeds between his teeth while watching the latest music video on B.E.T.

Doctors have yet to understand why this has such a debelating effect on people, specifically Armenians. Why, when we can be out doing productive, creative things do we just sit at home and eat Gohtch? It's not even taboo anymore... whole families sit around in a disgustingly incestuous web of Gohtch eating, all in each others presence while staring off into space and thinking about who knows what.

So, just as Blacks must get over their Cocaine epidemic, we need to get over our Gohtch epidemic... there's a whole world out there folks! Don't waste your time rockin' the gohtch bowl. We need to break free of this thing... this Armenian Crack.

[Thai-Samurai]

where can i get some?

[dstyle]

Lol even system has it in a song, lol.

[HyeJinx1984]

I was thinking of actually making a short mockumentary on this, lol.

[HyeJinx1984]

where can i get some? Your local Armenian market... or as I like to call them, 'dealers'

By the way, I just saw a documentary on Fresno Armenians and it was truly inspiring. Armenians practically BUILT Fresno. What really amazed me is that there are fourth and fifth generation Armenians already and they still cling to their "armenianess"... going to Armenian churches, teaching their kids the language, eating Armenian foods, etc...

I just noticed that your profile says you're from Fresno, just wanted to let you know what respect I have for the Armenians of Fresno.

[Thai-Samurai]

Thank you very much. I'm not sure if we practically built Fresno. However we've had profound influences on it. I think I saw that documentary too, in class at Fresno State. I'll tell you what though the Armenians here don't represent like they do in Glendale.

[TigranJamharian]

eating seeds as a pastime activity -soad
Cracked up when i heard the song first, i mean after that there is no doubt they are Armenians. but do you seriously consider it a problem or are you just playing?

[HyeJinx1984]

Thank you very much. I'm not sure if we practically built Fresno. However we've had profound influences on it. I think I saw that documentary too, in class at Fresno State. I'll tell you what though the Armenians here don't represent like they do in Glendale.

I couldn't tell if that was sarcastic or not, lol.

But seriously, Fresno gave me a lot of hope. It shows that Armenians truly are one of the few minorities that do integrate, but do not easily Assimilate. I guess it's not THAT surprising... Armenians have been living in Iran for about 300 years now, and even people who bad mouth Barsgahyes have to admit.. they still know they're Armenian, they still know the culture and they still know the language.. after 300 years! If that and Fresno (in my opinion it's harder to not assimilate in USA than it is any where in the middle easter) are any indication, assimilation is not that much of a worry for Armenians.

[hyebruin]

I'll tell you what though the Armenians here don't represent like they do in Glendale.

Thank GOD!!! i should hope not! glad we've got some dignity left in the state of california; if it wasn't in the middle of nowhere i'd move there too! :(

[HyeJinx1984]

Thank GOD!!! i should hope not! glad we've got some dignity left in the state of california; if it wasn't in the middle of nowhere i'd move there too! :(

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[hyebruin]

what now? :rolleyes: *we're starting to behave like a married couple! :eek: * i'm just tellin it like it is! don't hate the messenger! :confused:

[Genuine_Stud]

It is true. The messenger's got a point Hyejinx. ;)

*Quickly runs off*

[HyeJinx1984]

It is true. The messenger's got a point Hyejinx. ;)

*Quickly runs off*

*throws some xxxx at him*

[Genuine_Stud]

*throws some xxxx at him*

Why are you so offended?

Arent you from Mer Mer Land? Isn't that next to la la Land?

*Picks xxxx up (whatever the hell that is) and creates a new formula for Armenian Crack with it*

Ohhhh Hyejinx.... come here... come here you :p

Try it... mmmm.. its better than powdered cucumbers. ;)

[HyeJinx1984]

Why are you so offended?

Arent you from Mer Mer Land? Isn't that next to la la Land?

*Picks xxxx up (whatever the hell that is) and creates a new formula for Armenian Crack with it*

Ohhhh Hyejinx.... come here... come here you :p

Try it... mmmm.. its better than powdered cucumbers. ;)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww you made drugs out of feces!!

[Genuine_Stud]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww you made drugs out of feces!!

I guess you didn't get the "eat xxxx" part of the joke the first time around. :D

My, how Armenian Crack effects people these days..... sheesh. :rolleyes:

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:)

[HyeJinx1984]

I guess you didn't get the "eat xxxx" part of the joke the first time around. :D

My, how Armenian Crack effects people these days..... sheesh. :rolleyes:

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Hey... shut up!

[Genuine_Stud]

Hey... shut up!

:eek:

Wow.... if it isn't the best comeback of the century. Bravo. :rolleyes:

I keed... I keed. :D

Anyways, back to the topic at hand.... Armenian Crack. :laugh:

[MadHandle]

wait..wait..WAIT..Armenian Crack? is this a joke or there really is Armenian crack?

[HyeJinx1984]

wait..wait..WAIT..Armenian Crack? is this a joke or there really is Armenian crack?
did you read the first post?

[angelik22]

Why are you so offended?

Arent you from Mer Mer Land? Isn't that next to la la Land?

*Picks xxxx up (whatever the hell that is) and creates a new formula for Armenian Crack with it*

Ohhhh Hyejinx.... come here... come here you :p

Try it... mmmm.. its better than powdered cucumbers. ;)

hmm mer mer land eh? jinx doo shat hav es i swear!! :rolleyes: :laugh: :p
yea but where did mer mer land come from i dunno.... ppple are jackin my name and makin towns outta it.... ooooooo i get it... haha "la la" aaaa ure lalalalalala name thing che? u u u smartass....i just figured it out! hmmm any one else wanna cme join us in mermer land? im the mayor, the president, the govonator and the greek priestess ;) :naughty: ooh yeah!! jk

funny funny funny

can i get a what what? :wave:

[Yuro]

(A short editorial by me)

Cocaine is rampant in the lower income areas of our society... or, as they're more often reffered to as, the ghettos. This effects black people the most it seems, and is quite an epidemic. In a world where there's really no way up or out, cocaine is the only way for some to cope and it causes people to become quite lazy and unproductive.

However, I've been noticing a frightening pattern in Armenian society. A substance so powerful, so debelitating.. people completely loose track of time and days go by with zero productiveness. I call this substance "Armenian Crack"... however, it goes by a different name: Gohtch.

Like cocaine, this highly addictive substance comes in various forms... sesame seeds, pumpkin seeds, shelled postachios... but at the end of the day, it's all the same thing. These salty little morsels are almost impossile not to be tempted by... and once you've cracked one open between your teeth, there is no end. I've seen men, women, elders, youngsters all grow dull eyed and imobile as they sit there, crunching away as the world passes them by.

Fathers, debilitated by it's addictive nature unable to go to work on time. Mothers, crunching away for hours while they're kids are left out in the rain at school, waiting to be picked up. Gohtch has broken up families. Parents pleading with their children to "snap out of it" and go get a job, but it's no use... little Armen sits there, cracking these euphorious little seeds between his teeth while watching the latest music video on B.E.T.

Doctors have yet to understand why this has such a debelating effect on people, specifically Armenians. Why, when we can be out doing productive, creative things do we just sit at home and eat Gohtch? It's not even taboo anymore... whole families sit around in a disgustingly incestuous web of Gohtch eating, all in each others presence while staring off into space and thinking about who knows what.

So, just as Blacks must get over their Cocaine epidemic, we need to get over our Gohtch epidemic... there's a whole world out there folks! Don't waste your time rockin' the gohtch bowl. We need to break free of this thing... this Armenian Crack.

LOL. My mumma just bought some 2 days ago, damn I couldn't stop crunching on those "Armenian Crack" 's. Your lips start hurting from the salt and you get blisters, but damn, you can't stop. In the kitchen, in the living room, in the dining room, in the bathroom, in the garden, in the toilet, you just can't stop crunching. I'm going to ask my mumma to get some tommorow, damn, can't wait. :crying: