vrej
02-18-2003, 09:47 AM
this is an e-mail i got i thought was funny..
Why Armenian's Can't Be Terrorists:
*1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
*2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights - AND SOME .
*3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
*4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
*5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why
we're there - and with no ethnic food - we would be too busy complaining -
agas wheres the cekoufte??
*6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our
weapons down.- and since we are always right - we would have walked away saying "that idot ....' and forgotten the weapons ....
*7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
*8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
*9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
*AND MY FAVORITE.....
*10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
*11. Paul and Harout would be blaring, we'd be dancing, we
would miss each others signals ......
Why Armenian's Can't Be Terrorists:
*1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
*2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights - AND SOME .
*3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
*4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
*5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why
we're there - and with no ethnic food - we would be too busy complaining -
agas wheres the cekoufte??
*6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our
weapons down.- and since we are always right - we would have walked away saying "that idot ....' and forgotten the weapons ....
*7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
*8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
*9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
*AND MY FAVORITE.....
*10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
*11. Paul and Harout would be blaring, we'd be dancing, we
would miss each others signals ......