The Rule of Thumb! [Archive]

Anonymouse

02-19-2003, 10:22 PM

THE FIRST RULE OF THUMB IS THAT THUMB ALWAYS RULES.

THE SECOND RULE OF THUMB IS THAT THUMB LIKES TO BE WAVED IN THE AIR.

THE THIRD RULE OF THUMB IS THAT NEVER RAISE YOUR VOICE AT THUMB.

THE FORTH RULE OF THUMB IS THAT THUMB DOES WHAT IT WANTS, WHEN IT WANTS, AND WHERE IT WANTS.

Anonymouse

02-19-2003, 10:23 PM

SIXTH RULE OF THUMB IS THAT THUMB RULES OVER PRESIDENT

http://www.theodoreroosevelt.org/graphics/98%20conf/Bush%20thumbs%20up.jpg

Anonymouse

02-19-2003, 10:28 PM

WHOOPS FORGOT THE FIFTH RULE OF THUMB, AND THAT IS THAT THUMB HATES THUGS.

http://members.tripod.com/bunnysxxxx/01840f00.gif

Anonymouse

02-19-2003, 10:29 PM

SEVENTH RULE OF THUMB IS TO REVIEW RULE OF THUMBS 1 - 6

Anonymouse

02-19-2003, 10:35 PM

EIGHT RULE OF THUMB IS THAT THUMB IS NEVER LET YOUR THUMB GUARD DOWN.

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/ownedtit.jpg

Anonymouse

02-19-2003, 10:36 PM

NINTH RULE OF THUMB IS THAT RETARDED THUMB CAN'T COUNT

http://www.victoriaspecialolympics.com/Thumbs%20up.jpg

Anonymouse

02-19-2003, 10:36 PM

TENTH RULE OF THUMB IS THAT ORNARY LITTLE KIDS THUMBS SHOULD BE ROUNDED UP AND RUN OVER WITH A TANK

http://www.army.mod.uk/img/aff/Pics/Intro%20-%20front%20page%20-%20kids%20thumbs%20up.gif

vrej

02-20-2003, 01:32 PM

hahahahah funny stuff lololol i was on the floor

Andromida806

02-21-2003, 10:53 AM

The girl in the 8th rule of thumb looks like she got a thumb suprisingly shoved somewhere not highly recommended. ;)

Lilya

02-21-2003, 10:59 AM

hahah! you're right Andro!

Anonymouse

02-22-2003, 02:47 AM

ELEVENTH RULEOF THUMB IS THAT THUMB LIKES TO BE DIPPED IN VASELINE BEFORE INSERTED IN HOLE

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/themanthelegend.jpg

Andromida806

02-22-2003, 08:29 AM

Looks like this guys thumb has been through some abuse. It looks a little bent out of shape. Sure hope he's not a cashier or anything

Anonymouse

02-22-2003, 08:34 AM

Maybe he sticks his thumb in his ass to look more like Billy Mays?

Andromida806

02-22-2003, 11:05 AM

I think he's part of Billy May's underground biker club.

Anonymouse

02-23-2003, 01:45 AM

Yes and they wear used tampons.

Anonymouse

02-23-2003, 01:46 AM

You aren't following me are you?

Anonymouse

06-10-2003, 04:03 PM

THE NEW RULE OF THUMB IS THAT NEVER FLY INTO ONCOMING PLANE ENGINE!

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/birdinwing.jpg

Anonymouse

06-10-2003, 04:08 PM

NEXT RULE OF THUMB IS THAT NEVER TRUST WEIGHT LOSS ADS!

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/lostfivepounds.jpg

jahannam

06-11-2003, 11:35 AM

Next rule of thumb is that you don't have to be human to know if something's worth a thumb up.
http://www.csicop.org/pics/alien/thumbs-up.jpg

Anonymouse

06-11-2003, 12:42 PM

NEW RULE OF THUMB: JUST BECAUSE MAN HAS THUMB UP DOESN'T MEAN WAR WAS JUSTIFIED!

http://cagle.slate.msn.com/media/1/123125/123073/2076411/2079646/030328_Iraq_ThumbsUp.jpg

jahannam

06-11-2003, 01:55 PM

next rule of thumb is that a thumb up doesn't have to accompany a happy face.
http://www.aboriginalartshop.com/churhill-thumbs-up.jpg

jahannam

06-11-2003, 02:04 PM

Another rule of thumb is that when you feel like you're gonna die your stupid thumb doesn't make the situation any better.

http://www.abe.msstate.edu/Classes/abe4513/groupc/2001/Webpage/Images/Thumbs%20up.jpg

jahannam

06-11-2003, 02:25 PM

and the best rule of thumb is that
http://www.reebok.co.jp/img/main_rafter.jpg

IS THE hottest human being of all.

Anonymouse

06-12-2003, 01:12 PM

NEW RULE OF THUMB IS THAT BLACK THUMB IS PINK ON THE INSIDE!

http://a1112.g.akamai.net/7/1112/492/2002091437/www.wired.com/news/images/full/macw_14_f.jpg

jahannam

06-12-2003, 01:36 PM

God Forgive him... he's a racist lol
(or was there a God?)