View Full Version : Great Toe
Anonymouse
02-19-2003, 10:51 PM
They Call the "Big Toe" the "Great Toe".
I have to tell you, it really is a great toe. Seriously, that toe is terrific.
Anonymouse
02-20-2003, 09:31 AM
The great toe strikes again
http://www.sportsattic.com/nflphoto/photos/Dempsey,Tom5.jpg
where do you get this stuff from.. it cracks me up :D
Andromida806
02-21-2003, 10:56 AM
From my point of view, it looks more like a hoof.
Anonymouse
02-22-2003, 02:36 AM
Andromida...you, my friend, have a truly great toe
Anonymouse
02-22-2003, 02:37 AM
Vrej just remember, toe control is an art, not a science.
Anonymouse
02-22-2003, 02:37 AM
Do any of you have any great toes in between your legs by any chance?
Anonymouse
02-22-2003, 02:38 AM
Camel toes are great toes.
http://www.cameltoe.org/images/mattell.jpg
Anonymouse
02-22-2003, 02:39 AM
This one is for the retards in the audience.
http://www.cameltoe.org/images/virginia_toe.jpg
Anonymouse
02-22-2003, 02:40 AM
Actually the above looks more like a camel hump than a camel toe.
Anonymouse
02-22-2003, 02:41 AM
If it's camel toe you want it's camel toe you'll get.
http://www.cameltoe.org/images/MacinToe.jpg
Anonymouse
02-22-2003, 02:42 AM
There's plenty of toe to go around.
http://www.cameltoe.org/images/JonBonJovi.jpg
Anonymouse
02-22-2003, 02:45 AM
Camel toe...
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/hititanything.jpg
Lilya
02-22-2003, 06:07 AM
the one for the retards is reaaally disturbing :x yuck!!!!!!!!!!
Andromida806
02-22-2003, 10:54 AM
OMG..... That kids face is imploding. His nose is disappearing. Poor kid
:D :D :D
HAHAHAHA THIS IS TOO FUNNY LOLOLOLOLOL
OMG... IT HURTS WHEN I LAUGH..
Andromida806
02-22-2003, 03:34 PM
And what the hell happened to the kids neck ??? I can't believe his parents haven't put a brace on his head to keep his body from swallowing his head. Those parents need a good Tampon pillow beatin. Who's with me ? :twisted:
Anonymouse
02-22-2003, 11:08 PM
The kid has been fed a nothing but OxiClean and Jam covered Tampons...that's mainly his diet. In that lunchbox he carries live rats which he eats during lunch while the other kids eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. The principal complained to me as his fake father that he wants slipped in a rat in the peanut butter jelly sandwich of another boy. I tell ya, thank god he eats what he eats, because feeding him anything else would be like feeding a tic tac to an elephant.
Anonymouse
03-04-2003, 02:27 PM
to the top for camel toes!
TVAdict710
03-07-2003, 12:05 PM
i'm surprised the velcros on his shoes haven't snapped off
Andromida806
03-09-2003, 06:19 AM
I think his parents melted Oxi-clean between the straps so that they wouldn't move. Just imagine what his feet look like. He hasn't taken those shoes off since his 4th birthday. Every year his parents go to his room while hes asleep and spray paint his shoes a different color so he thinks they're new. :shock:
Anonymouse
03-09-2003, 01:06 PM
Like I said earlier, when he was being delivered, the doctors pulled too hard on his head. They used the patented "Grip it and rip it" technique that I pioneered in the 70's as a means of delivering retarded children while trying to kill them. You can't kill this kid. He's a mean little bastard with teeth like a shark. Rumor has it that they had him tied up yesterday out back, and he broke free (again) and killed the neighbor's dog. He even stole that lunch box and the alf shirt that he is wearing. Bah! He even stole those shoes.
Andromida806
03-09-2003, 10:42 PM
So then whats the deal with his imploded nose ??? :?
Anonymouse
03-10-2003, 12:09 AM
That's from picking his nose with midgets.
TVAdict710
03-10-2003, 01:43 PM
i used to have a lunchbox like that. but it had a teenage mutant ninja turtles sticker on it.
Anonymouse
03-10-2003, 08:15 PM
I had a lunchbox of Rainbow Brite. The other kids made fun of me and I then I hit one of them with a handball and ate their pubes.
TVAdict710
03-12-2003, 07:55 AM
how, did you cook them or do you like them raw?
Anonymouse
03-12-2003, 09:51 AM
Raw...I haven't cooked anything since I killed that skunk in front of my door at age 12.
Andromida806
03-12-2003, 08:33 PM
When I was like 5 ( I know i still look 5 ) I tried to play with this racoon and wanted to use him as a boomerang. My mother never explained to me why he never came back, But somehow my father told me about all the red paint on the roof and how he a new idea for Christmas decorations. I never understood all that. O well, another unsolved mystery. ;)
Anonymouse
03-13-2003, 01:13 AM
I hang tampons and squirrel intestines on my Xmas tree, what about you guys?
jahannam
05-20-2003, 01:56 PM
I HAD to bring this thread back lol
one time at band christmas camp i decorated the tree with TVaddicts and clubbins :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
fIReBuRntInHeLL
05-20-2003, 02:00 PM
I just cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Anonymouse
05-20-2003, 02:21 PM
He is a toeball coach.
http://www.cameltoe.org/images/majerus.jpg
And here is the lady from Toe Tanic.
http://www.cameltoe.org/images/celine_dion.jpg
What's a camel toe?
A slice of pie on both sides.
Fabric in between
fIReBuRntInHeLL
05-20-2003, 02:25 PM
IM KINDA CONFUSED! WHICH TOE OF ALL IS THE GREATEST???? :(
Anonymouse
05-20-2003, 02:30 PM
There is no one toe that is the greatest, but among all toes the greatest ones are camel toes.
fIReBuRntInHeLL
05-20-2003, 02:31 PM
HOW ABOUT THE NAOMI CAMPBELL TOES???????
I am sorry. But you all must hail to the king.
http://www.mypranks.com/images/Elvis.jpg
jahannam
05-20-2003, 02:34 PM
wow... that is beyond disgusting ... indeed!!!
Anonymouse
05-20-2003, 02:35 PM
wow... that is beyond disgusting ... indeed!!!
It looks like Elvis is missing his penis and he just has a set of balls. Either that or his penis is so microscopic not even the fabric can capture the mold, but just his testicles.
fIReBuRntInHeLL
05-20-2003, 02:45 PM
YES INDEED HE HASNT ANY "SAUSAGE" ONLY EGGS!
Andromida806
05-21-2003, 05:45 PM
Ok would people stop !!! I'm eating sausage pizza here :evil:
Andromida806
05-21-2003, 05:48 PM
Now everytime I take a bite, All I can think of is his fat ass dancing around shoving his xxxx & balls in my face. This is a disturbing image let me tell you. If I have nightmares about elvis I'm going to report you all for mentally impairing me. :x
Anonymouse
11-18-2003, 08:12 AM
I have vindicated a classic.
GREAT TOES FOR EVERYONE! REJOICE!
sSsflamesSs
11-18-2003, 10:23 AM
Now THAT'S truly disgusting. Introducing the Camel Toe Cup!
http://bressler.org/bits/CamelToeCup.jpg
anileve
11-18-2003, 11:54 AM
:D :D :D Flames where can I purchase this fabulous product? I would really appreciate it if you can give me their contact info, and also do they accept Dingleberries as a form of payment?
sSsflamesSs
11-18-2003, 11:59 AM
Unfortunately, dingleberries have dropped in value, so no. But bottle caps can be sent in for a rebate after purchase to demonstrate the product's ability as a bottle opener. I am sure that nothing can be hotter for your next date than a cold beer opened with the help of the professional Camel Toe Cup, in full use. :D
Satisfaction is guaranteed!
anileve
11-18-2003, 12:08 PM
Oh Goody, do they come in neon green or perhaps hot pink, oh wait I just had a premonition how about Tata Simonyan's portrait on one of them, now that would be grand. Hey perhaps we should put in a request for one in the Armenian Shop, what do you think, I think it would be a hot seller! ;)
Anonymouse
11-18-2003, 04:20 PM
We should indeed tell the Shop to sell the Camel Toe Cup, advertising by someone holding a picture of the cup who has a camel toe. I can do the photoshop editing on this lady. She is already holding a cup and all we have to do is put a camel toe cup instead of the one she has. Voila!
http://cameltoe.org/images/Ski_Toe.jpg
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