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Re: Atheism and being Armenian
You've never expressed an opinion about others' beliefs? You've never thought what someone believes is silly?
Scientology? We're immortal life forces that are intrinsically good, highly creative, and omniscient who brought the universe into existence, but since then have forgotten what we are and think we're embodied beings, so we're born and reborn as such.
Nation of Yaweh? They believe black people are the the original Israelites (God's chosen) and want to return them to Israel.
The Church of Euthanasia - They want to restore balance between humans and the world's other species by encouraging people not to procreate (encouraging oral and anal sex), to eat the dead (cannibalism), oh yeah... and to kill themselves.
Nuwaubianism - White people are a race of killers that were created to serve as a slave army for blacks.
It is important to bury the placenta or Satan can use it to make a clone of the child. Some aborted fetuses survive and live in the sewers. Homo Sapiens were created in cloning experiments of Homo Erectus which took place on Mars. Jackie O gave birth to Satan's child in '66 who was raised for a period of time by Nixon and was nurtured by the Illuminati. Women existed for a few generations through genetic manipulation before they created men.
Kings are human but descended from the gods to be the intermediary between the gods and humans. Rituals and offerings must be made to sustain the gods and maintain order in the universe. Huuuuuge expenditures are made by the government then (King) on these rituals and offerings. People can make the gods act through prayer or magic. The life force leaves the body after death, but still relies on good and offerings to survive. That was Egyptian religion.
The Lady of the Skirt of Snakes created in the image of the unknown, decorated with skulls, snakes, and lacerated hands. She was first impregnated by an obsidian knife and gave birth to the moon, and to a group of male offspring, who became the stars. She became pregnant again, enraging her children who then decided to plot to kill her. She gives birth to War who kills his brothers and sister. That's Aztec creation story.
It is said that Raven made the world. He is a man with a raven's beak. When the waters forced the ground up from the deep Raven stabbed it with his beak and fixed it into place. This first land was just big enough for the house that was on it. There were three people in the house. This was a family with a man, his wife and their little son Raven who had fixed the land. The father had a bladder hanging over his bed. After much pleading by Raven the father allowed the boy to play with it. While playing Raven damaged the bladder and light appeared. The father not wanting to have light always shining took the bladder from the boy before he could damage it further. And that is how day and night started over the land. This is Inuit creation.
The Christian story has some strangeness too. We're just used to it. If you had first heard about these things as an adult, I think you'd have a very different take on it.
Originally posted by KanadaHye
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Scientology? We're immortal life forces that are intrinsically good, highly creative, and omniscient who brought the universe into existence, but since then have forgotten what we are and think we're embodied beings, so we're born and reborn as such.
Nation of Yaweh? They believe black people are the the original Israelites (God's chosen) and want to return them to Israel.
The Church of Euthanasia - They want to restore balance between humans and the world's other species by encouraging people not to procreate (encouraging oral and anal sex), to eat the dead (cannibalism), oh yeah... and to kill themselves.
Nuwaubianism - White people are a race of killers that were created to serve as a slave army for blacks.
It is important to bury the placenta or Satan can use it to make a clone of the child. Some aborted fetuses survive and live in the sewers. Homo Sapiens were created in cloning experiments of Homo Erectus which took place on Mars. Jackie O gave birth to Satan's child in '66 who was raised for a period of time by Nixon and was nurtured by the Illuminati. Women existed for a few generations through genetic manipulation before they created men.
Kings are human but descended from the gods to be the intermediary between the gods and humans. Rituals and offerings must be made to sustain the gods and maintain order in the universe. Huuuuuge expenditures are made by the government then (King) on these rituals and offerings. People can make the gods act through prayer or magic. The life force leaves the body after death, but still relies on good and offerings to survive. That was Egyptian religion.
The Lady of the Skirt of Snakes created in the image of the unknown, decorated with skulls, snakes, and lacerated hands. She was first impregnated by an obsidian knife and gave birth to the moon, and to a group of male offspring, who became the stars. She became pregnant again, enraging her children who then decided to plot to kill her. She gives birth to War who kills his brothers and sister. That's Aztec creation story.
It is said that Raven made the world. He is a man with a raven's beak. When the waters forced the ground up from the deep Raven stabbed it with his beak and fixed it into place. This first land was just big enough for the house that was on it. There were three people in the house. This was a family with a man, his wife and their little son Raven who had fixed the land. The father had a bladder hanging over his bed. After much pleading by Raven the father allowed the boy to play with it. While playing Raven damaged the bladder and light appeared. The father not wanting to have light always shining took the bladder from the boy before he could damage it further. And that is how day and night started over the land. This is Inuit creation.
The Christian story has some strangeness too. We're just used to it. If you had first heard about these things as an adult, I think you'd have a very different take on it.
If you say something dumb (like ancient Greeks and Romans were more advanced than us), I'll call you out on it. If you say something smart (like when you said Earth and Sun go around each other), I will praise you and will try to have meaningful discussions and dialogue.
I needed an Average Armenian "Joe" *shrugs*
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