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PenisTalk with KanadaHye

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  • PenisTalk with KanadaHye

    Originally posted by Sip View Post
    Define "perfect". In what sense is a human perfect? Seems to me the only thing humans are perfect at are at being human which is kind of a pointless point to make
    150 Volts putting out over 4000Joules standing errect armed with hands and a large brain packing a weapon. You think guns are weapon? I give you a hint, this weapon comes complete with two balls.

    Also who is "mother nature"? You mean the process of evolution doesn't make mistakes? Or are we talking about the process of "creation" doesn't make mistakes?
    Mother nature works for God, she is very pretty but doesn't like us men too much and very unforgiving....mistakes made by evolution get wipped out in a blink of eye in earths geological life span. Law of the Jungle

    Science Project:

    can a quarter bounce off a strippers butt?

    In order to aquire the proper coefficent of Restitution the stripper's butt cannot be
    a) the juicy type (quarter falls flat down)
    b) Athletic type (quarter hardly gets 1 inch bounce with Coefficent of Restitution of only 0.0005)

    c) The hard type. A perfectly thrown quarter can get a good 3 to 4 inch bounce (CR of 0.08)

    the manswer is YES but you have to find the right butt.
    B0zkurt Hunter

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    Re: Religion and Atheism

    Originally posted by Eddo211 View Post
    ... a large brain packing a weapon. You think guns are weapon? I give you a hint, this weapon comes complete with two balls.
    Let me guess ... and you'll fall on the ground crying like a little girl if a 2 year old little whimpy kid kicks you in your "perfect weapon" ... yah, perfect indeed.

    No worries .. I know a LOT of guys that think their stuff is perfect. But why is the weapon enlargement market booming like crazy? Who is buying this stuff? I know not you Eddo. But who?
    Last edited by Sip; 06-15-2011, 05:30 PM.
    this post = teh win.

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    • #3
      Re: Religion and Atheism

      Originally posted by Sip View Post
      Let me guess ... and you'll fall on the ground crying like a little girl if a 2 year old little whimpy kid kicks you in your "perfect weapon" ... yah, perfect indeed.
      you gotta give to the world until it hurts (little rat wimpy kicking kids).....your Jeep is a perfect 4X4 vehical, but is it really perfect?

      No worries .. I know a LOT of guys that think their stuff is perfect. But why is the weapon enlargement market booming like crazy? Who is buying this stuff? I know not you Eddo. But who?
      Gays?


      Manswers:
      How do you convince you little buddy to retract itself once he gets a wind of pretty girls in bikini at a beach or a hotty coming out of a swiming pool all wet?

      Manswer:
      Many technics have been used with drastic failures. I will not list them here because of severe injuries sustained by few numbnuts.
      The best technic is to stick your cold bear in your shorts....bang, instant retraction.
      B0zkurt Hunter

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        Re: Religion and Atheism

        Originally posted by Sip View Post

        No worries .. I know a LOT of guys that think their stuff is perfect. But why is the weapon enlargement market booming like crazy? Who is buying this stuff? I know not you Eddo. But who?
        It would be cheaper and less abusive to the body if they invented a cream to reduce the the size of the gigantic cathedral that their organ was trying to charm.
        "Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it." ~Malcolm X

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        • #5
          Originally posted by KanadaHye View Post
          It would be cheaper and less abusive to the body if they invented a cream to reduce the the size of the gigantic cathedral that their organ was trying to charm.
          Apparently you don't know much about "cathedrals" either (I would have guessed as much). The cathedral stretches to accommodates the weapon. The size issues about weapons lie in the minds of the men to whom they belong. The cathedral owners are satisfied with smaller weapons than are the weapon owners.
          [COLOR=#4b0082][B][SIZE=4][FONT=trebuchet ms]“If you think you can, or you can’t, you’re right.”
          -Henry Ford[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

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            Re: Religion and Atheism

            Originally posted by Siggie View Post
            Apparently you don't know much about "cathedrals" either (I would have guessed as much). The cathedral stretches to accommodates the weapon. The size issues about weapons lie in the minds of the men to whom they belong. The cathedral owners are satisfied with smaller weapons than are the weapon owners.
            You know what they say... once you go black...
            "Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it." ~Malcolm X

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            • #7
              Re: Religion and Atheism

              Originally posted by KanadaHye View Post
              You know what they say... once you go black...
              Zero to do with what I said. When you have nothing to say, you just say random (always unoriginal) things. Remember, not saying anything at all is always an option too.
              [COLOR=#4b0082][B][SIZE=4][FONT=trebuchet ms]“If you think you can, or you can’t, you’re right.”
              -Henry Ford[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

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                Re: Religion and Atheism

                Originally posted by Siggie View Post
                Zero to do with what I said. When you have nothing to say, you just say random (always unoriginal) things. Remember, not saying anything at all is always an option too.
                Quick review of social trends (keep in mind that women are the ones picking their mates). Asian women stepping up a notch to western men and western women stepping up a notch to African men. Poor Asian guys have nowhere to go.... especially the Chinese who are already short on females due to the one child law that brought an disproportionate amount of Chinese males into the world.
                "Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it." ~Malcolm X

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                  Re: Religion and Atheism

                  Originally posted by KanadaHye View Post
                  Quick review of social trends (keep in mind that women are the ones picking their mates). Asian women stepping up a notch to western men and western women stepping up a notch to African men. Poor Asian guys have nowhere to go.... especially the Chinese who are already short on females due to the one child law that brought an disproportionate amount of Chinese males into the world.
                  Sympathizing with the Asians?

                  Do some actual research for a change. Men care more than women do. Men think "average" is larger than women do.
                  Don't project your own insecurities onto women.
                  [COLOR=#4b0082][B][SIZE=4][FONT=trebuchet ms]“If you think you can, or you can’t, you’re right.”
                  -Henry Ford[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

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                    Re: Religion and Atheism

                    Originally posted by Siggie View Post
                    Do some actual research for a change. Men care more than women do. Men think "average" is larger than women do.
                    Don't project your own insecurities onto women.
                    LMAO!! You're funny.... don't worry about me. My only insecurity is the lack of faith and culture than many white-washed westernized women have.
                    "Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it." ~Malcolm X

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