Instead of making new threads for each joke I think we can post written jokes here in this thread. I will start it off with this one and I hope other members will contribute.
A guy approached St Peter at the Pearly Gates. St Peter said, "Before I can let you in I must ask if you have done anything really worthy in your life?"
"Well, yes I have", he replied. "I was driving through South Dakota and I saw a bunch of bikers being really ugly to this woman. I stopped and yelled for them to quit it. They didn't so I got out of the car, walked up to the biggest, meanest, most tattoed one of the bunch, grabbed him by the earring and said, 'Leave her alone or I'll have to kick everyone of your azzes' "
"Really?" said St Peter. "When did you do this?"
"Oh, just a few minutes ago".