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Status Update/Still Not Dead

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  • Status Update/Still Not Dead

    My friends, my apologies for the prolonged absence from this great forum.

    As some of you know by now my involvement in a major civil lawsuit with a women I encountered in one of my clubs. You can read about the tragic incident here.

    I am very happy to report that with the help of my high-powered attorneys the judge has thrown out the case due to insufficient evidence and my good name stays in tact. Yes, despite their best efforts, the courtrooms of Hollywood California have yet to convert me into a mineral water drinking, tie-wearing stooge. LOL.

    But first, I want to address some of the 'hot news'-style goings on surrounding myself and my current high-profile movie project (which has still not been covered by any major media site - LOL, the blackout continues). As most of you know, my friend/collaborator/co-conspirator/tag team partner Shaquille O'Neal's Los Angeles Lakers suffered a defeat at the hands of Tim Duncan's San Antonio spurs. Part of the reason for my absence has been my need to counsel Shaq during this difficult time; obviously, a lot of questions were raised by the defeat the team suffered, even though he could have performed no better after utilizing my unorthodox and idiosyncratic form of coaching advice. I believe that the team's chances were hindered by Phil Jackson's jealousy over my new working relationship with Shaq, stemming particularly from one locker room incident where I easily dismantled his simplistic neo-Buddhist worldview following a discussion of the motion picture 'Ghostbusters'.

    With that aside, I am now left with two 'good news'-style items to report: one, that we can now begin a rushed pre-production schedule with Shaq's full participation, and two, that he may be arriving at in the near future! Yes, 'the big man' himself will be weighing in on a wide spectrum of topics!

    For the time being I must return to teaching some film extras the basic precepts of combat phenomenology. Thanks to all for remembering that I exist and continuing to support my endeavors.

  • #2
    very interesting. I donít believe she actually took u to court :shock: I mean what was she trying to prove, besides wanting to get even. What club do u promote? :?:
    When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.


    • #3
      I could not believe it either my friend. The incident occurred at Club Rubber in Orange County and it was the final nail in the coffin. I have decided to leave the promoting business and give my complete attention to my new writing/acting career.


      • #4
        well i wish u all the luck r u leaning more towards acting or writing & if so have u done anything thus far?
        When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.


        • #5
          I have very little experiance in either but I will give it my best shot

          Are you new to this forum? I dont remember talking to you in the past.


          • #6
            yeah she's new.. don't let her postcount deceive you!
            - and you're gonna forget about me?
            =Every Day...


            • #7
              Yes, I am fairly newÖ.thatís prob why you donít remember me. well nice meeting u mr club & welcome back

              as for acting are you more interested into getting into extra work or actually getting into speaking roles? :?:
              When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.