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    Primitive Persians

    Here is a list of phrases that I have heard Persians say to me. Not only does it contain the highest level of stupidity known to man but still as of today they still feel that me correcting their ill-grammar and language (when they speak English) in their hallow minds. is "wrong." They like to believe that their egregarious torture of the English sentences was "right." Because why? All because well at least this is what they told me: "You are Arminyan how can you know dat when you dont speak English?"

    I know, I know.


    "No bawt the Arminyans become Christians becoz GREEKS force dem."

    "I thought Graceland was tacky."

    "No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe."

    "Do you think my hair is too big like this?"

    "Honey, did you mail that LETTERS to him?"

    "The tires on that truck are too big."

    "I've got it all on a my floppy disk."

    "Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt?"

    "We're vegetarians"

    "I'll have DAH grapefruit instead of DAH biscuits and gravy."

    "You can't feed DAT to DAH dog's MAHDER (mother) Agha"

    "Trim the fat off that steak."

    "I just love DAH Opera"

    "Cappuccinos tastes better DEN espresso."

    Real-Life scenario at the Hyatt hotel:

    Me: Well if that is the case, by all means I would like to leave you and your ignorance behind.

    Old Persian: *lights cigarette in the room while using the floor as an astray* "If YEW don't LIKE eet you can go upstairs.....and REST ok?"

    Me: Very well then, I would rather do that.

    Old Persian: "Yes....now I know VY sahm nations remain 3rd world nations......"

    Me: Excuse me was that an intended ethnic remark?What do 3rd world nations have to do with me refusing to accept your policy? What.....you mean 3rd world nations.. like IRAN? Yes.... I am aware of the Farsi simple-minded gene pool...glad you also see their ineptitude as well.

    Old Persian: *stares in shock then quickly scurries to curry-favor another White American then leaves the scene since no one wants to side up with him*
    Last edited by Nimrod; 01-07-2004, 11:51 PM.
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