the long awaited: chuck norris jokes

[indieocity]

hello everyone, i'm new to this forum.
post your best chuck norris jokes.
i'll start it off with a few that i know.

chuck norris's tears can cure cancer. too bad he never cries.

chuck norris counted to infinity. twice.

chuck norris can slam revolving doors.

chuck norris doesn't read books. he stares at them until he gets the information he needs.