For those of you who may be college students and wish to seek a career in the field of proctology, I recommend you read this one. This little witty humor was written for you, and I would have second thoughts about your choice in a major after reading this:
A guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in his ass! He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it and some odd sort of music starts playing
The Persian song goes as follows:
"برای ناز بالشت پر خيالُ ميب
گفتم که چشم عاشقُ نرگس باغت ميکنم
قالی قرمز دلُ فرش اتاقت ميکنم"
The guy really freaks out! He runs and gets the M.A. and drags
the poor guy back to the table.
"Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out again
"برای ناز بالشت پر خيالُ ميبرم
گفتم که چشم عاشقُ نرگس باغت ميکنم
قالی قرمز دلُ فرش اتاقت ميکنم"
The M.A. is totally unimpressed...
"So what?" he says.
"Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen? Wow...the..lyrics"
the guy asked,
"Are you kidding?" says the M.A.
"Any xxxxxxx can sing Persian music!"
A guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in his ass! He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it and some odd sort of music starts playing
The Persian song goes as follows:
"برای ناز بالشت پر خيالُ ميب
گفتم که چشم عاشقُ نرگس باغت ميکنم
قالی قرمز دلُ فرش اتاقت ميکنم"
The guy really freaks out! He runs and gets the M.A. and drags
the poor guy back to the table.
"Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out again
"برای ناز بالشت پر خيالُ ميبرم
گفتم که چشم عاشقُ نرگس باغت ميکنم
قالی قرمز دلُ فرش اتاقت ميکنم"
The M.A. is totally unimpressed...
"So what?" he says.
"Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen? Wow...the..lyrics"
the guy asked,
"Are you kidding?" says the M.A.
"Any xxxxxxx can sing Persian music!"