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meanwhile In the hospital . . .
A man is lying in bed with an oxygen maskover his mouth.
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to
wash your hands and feet."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in
one hand and his testicles in the other hand and takes a closer look and
say's, "There's nothing wrong with them!"
Finally, the man manages to pull off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very
nice young lady but,
are...my...test...results...back?"
A man is lying in bed with an oxygen maskover his mouth.
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to
wash your hands and feet."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in
one hand and his testicles in the other hand and takes a closer look and
say's, "There's nothing wrong with them!"
Finally, the man manages to pull off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very
nice young lady but,
are...my...test...results...back?"