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The buzz word in today's business world is Marketing. However, people
often ask for simple explanation of 'Marketing' Well here it is:
You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and
say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of
your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in
bed."
That's Advertising
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi! I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing
You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up him and
pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie,
brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way.
I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,
"Hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him
into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep
Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome
men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one
situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs. "I'm
fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail
You are at a party, this well built man walks up to you and gropes your
breast and grabs your ass.
That's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
You like it, but 20 years later your attorney decides you were offended..
That's America!!
often ask for simple explanation of 'Marketing' Well here it is:
You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and
say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of
your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in
bed."
That's Advertising
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi! I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing
You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up him and
pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie,
brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way.
I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,
"Hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him
into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep
Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome
men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one
situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs. "I'm
fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail
You are at a party, this well built man walks up to you and gropes your
breast and grabs your ass.
That's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
You like it, but 20 years later your attorney decides you were offended..
That's America!!