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  • Unconditional love

    Q: how can you tell which one loves you the most, your dog or your wife?
    A: lock them both in a closet for an hour and then let them out and see which one is happy to see you.

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    Re: Unconditional love

    Obviously the d0g
    Positive vibes, positive taught

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      Re: Unconditional love

      A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
      The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $500,000."
      The boy goes and asks his mother: "Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500,000?" The mother replies: "Hell yes I would!"
      The little boy returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'" The father then says: "Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her principal for $500,000."
      The boy asks his sister: "Would you have sex with your principal for $500,000?" The sister replies: "Hell yes I would!"
      He returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'" The father answers: "Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of xxxxxs."
      Hayastan or Bust.

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