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A guy was in a bar for several hours. He decides to go to the bartender and make a bet on something.
He says to the bartender "You see that cup over there?"(Pointing to a small cup behind the counter) "I`ll bet you $100 that i can stand on that table over there"(pointing to a table at the far end of the bar) "and pee so that it gets into that cup."
The bartender smiles
and agrees to the offer, because he's thinking that it's pretty hard to do and should be easy money. So the guy goes and stands on the table, does his thing and starts spinning around in circles, completely missing the cup. The whole time the bartender is smiling , thinking about how he just made a quick $100. So the guy finishes and goes to the bartender, smiling .
The bartender giggles
and says "Why are you smiling? You just lost $100."
The guy looked at the bartender and said "Yeah, well, you see those guys over there? I bet them $1000 that I could pee all over your bar, and you'd be smiling."
He says to the bartender "You see that cup over there?"(Pointing to a small cup behind the counter) "I`ll bet you $100 that i can stand on that table over there"(pointing to a table at the far end of the bar) "and pee so that it gets into that cup."
The bartender smiles
and agrees to the offer, because he's thinking that it's pretty hard to do and should be easy money. So the guy goes and stands on the table, does his thing and starts spinning around in circles, completely missing the cup. The whole time the bartender is smiling , thinking about how he just made a quick $100. So the guy finishes and goes to the bartender, smiling . The bartender giggles
and says "Why are you smiling? You just lost $100." The guy looked at the bartender and said "Yeah, well, you see those guys over there? I bet them $1000 that I could pee all over your bar, and you'd be smiling."