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A man and his wife were working in their garden one
day and the man looks over
at his wife and says:"Your butt is getting really
big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is
bigger than the barbecue."
> With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
> measure the grill and then
> went over to where his wife was working and
> measured his wife's bottom.
> "Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider
> than the barbecue!!!"
> The woman chose to ignore her husband.
> Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a
> little frisky. He makes some advances
> towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
> "What's wrong?" he asks.
> She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire
> up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
>
>
day and the man looks over
at his wife and says:"Your butt is getting really
big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is
bigger than the barbecue."
> With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
> measure the grill and then
> went over to where his wife was working and
> measured his wife's bottom.
> "Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider
> than the barbecue!!!"
> The woman chose to ignore her husband.
> Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a
> little frisky. He makes some advances
> towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
> "What's wrong?" he asks.
> She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire
> up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
>
>