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sSsflamesSs

11-24-2003, 11:39 PM

Welcome to Shallowville!

So uh, ladies, would you ever date a guy that you could bench press? Ok, that's a bit harsh, maybe not a featherweight, but a lightweight? I know it's all a matter of preference, but C'MOOOOOOOOON!

Anonymouse

11-24-2003, 11:54 PM

I used to date a girl that could bench press my entire body.

It was all fun till she took off her make up.

violette829

11-25-2003, 09:48 AM

I'm angry people. The average armenian male is 5'8 150 lbs. What is that? That's like half a man right there..I know this xxxx is not supposed to matter, but CMON! Let's grow guys!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymouse

11-25-2003, 09:52 AM

Well some of theirs ma's and pa's must not have good genes. Or it could be some Asiatic genetic influence you know, those mongoloid fools that invaded and raped and intermarried Armenians, hence you have this mongoloid lookin figure like Aram Asatrian.

A little weasel chops, some squirrel tongue, some fried ear lobes, that's the diet of a champion!

That is why my head is so big compared to the rest of my body. Which head you ask? YOU SICK PERVS! It's my head the one with the BRAIN IN IT!

P.S. I am glad I do not look mongoloid.

fIReBuRntInHeLL

11-25-2003, 11:18 AM

Flames u mean kangnenk vren?

fIReBuRntInHeLL

11-25-2003, 11:19 AM

Flames u mean kangnenk vren?

sSsflamesSs

11-25-2003, 11:21 AM

Originally posted by fIReBuRntInHeLL Flames u mean kangnenk vren?

I mean, vor pches vren, keterni :D

jahannam

11-25-2003, 11:25 AM

heck I might even fall in love!
it's all about the attitude baby!
as long as there's some "sparks" goin on... I'm cool.

fIReBuRntInHeLL

11-25-2003, 11:27 AM

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs I mean, vor pches vren, keterni :D

ooh ok, hima lousavorvetsi!

I would date a guy who would be 5.10'' the least and most 6.2''
and not too chagh nor too nihar.

petite guys are for petite girls.

Artsakhtsi

11-25-2003, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs I mean, vor pches vren, keterni :D

mehken.... :(

ckBejug

11-25-2003, 11:38 AM

i'm 5'8 and love to wear heels so its a toughie that armenian guys are short sometimes. but i know a few guys who make-up for it with their charisma and looks and body and just all around greatness. you want to be with them, screw the height. you know?

sSsflamesSs

11-25-2003, 11:42 AM

I'm referring mostly to built, not height or weight.

I don't know about you girls, but I want my guy to be bigger than me, hahaha. You know, like when he hugs you, you feel all protected.

jahannam

11-25-2003, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by ckBejug i'm 5'8 and love to wear heels so its a toughie that armenian guys are short sometimes. but i know a few guys who make-up for it with their charisma and looks and body and just all around greatness. you want to be with them, screw the height. you know?

you're 5'8"???
daaaang girl!
that is soo cool...
and I thought I'm tall at 5'6"...lol
I HAVE to say... I envy you in that!

sSsflamesSs

11-25-2003, 11:52 AM

So yesterday, I'm sitting in the Commons area at school, eating, attempting to stay awake reading Biology. I have the attention span of a fly, so naturally, I tend to look around instead of concentrating on my book. So, here I go, looking around, and HOLY xxxx! I saw these 3 student athletes (females), each one like 6'5. Uh yea, I was scared.

jahannam

11-25-2003, 11:55 AM

yeah... anything over 5'9" is too much for a girl!

ckBejug

11-25-2003, 12:03 PM

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs So yesterday, I'm sitting in the Commons area at school, eating, attempting to stay awake reading Biology. I have the attention span of a fly, so naturally, I tend to look around instead of concentrating on my book. So, here I go, looking around, and HOLY xxxx! I saw these 3 student athletes (females), each one like 6'5. Uh yea, I was scared.

i MISS commons. I went to usc this weekend. I almost cried. then i spent the night on the row. and i remembered why i was kindof glad i left. apparently i have gotten too old for drunken shenanigens. apparently i am 21 going on middle-aged. what the?! but have no fear! i will be back at sc doing the studious thing next semester. i don't know if i am happy about this new development. but maybe it will help me feel young again and give me back the ability to sleep late wake up early and still look half-way alive. hehe. oh well. at least we have a good football team. :D

Lagonid

11-25-2003, 12:06 PM

why do i see a lot of fat women dating skinny skinny guys...but i don't see the reverse????

and i like tall girls...i'm 5'11'', and seeing another 5'11' is pretty hot for me...

russians especially, grrrrrrrr

jahannam

11-25-2003, 12:22 PM

aren't you from canada??
there's russian chics up there?
oooooh ... both russia and canada have eskimo weather!
so that explains it!
hahha
gotta loooove making fun of canadians n cold!

hey do you ummm live in an igloo?
hahahhahah

sSsflamesSs

11-25-2003, 12:40 PM

Either that, or our opponent sucks, hehehe.

FOOTBALL SUCKS THOUGH! I HATE IT! A BUNCH OF FAT GUYS LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE TO FEEL EACH OTHER UP!

jahannam

11-25-2003, 12:46 PM

hahaha
what's funnier, is that they barely even use their feet and they call it FOOTball???
whatsup with THAT??

sSsflamesSs

11-25-2003, 12:47 PM

That's Americans for you. I mean c'mon, look at the president, hehehe.

ckBejug

11-25-2003, 01:07 PM

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs Either that, or our opponent sucks, hehehe.

FOOTBALL SUCKS THOUGH! I HATE IT! A BUNCH OF FAT GUYS LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE TO FEEL EACH OTHER UP!

ok, it's NOT just about the football. Hanging out with people and watching the football aided by alcohol of course made the game great.

2 words that made this game the best.... Matt Leinhart.

our quarterback is the cutest thing ever.

he is only a sophmore so a bit of a youngun but still. can we say YUM?? He is 6'3 tall! cute! and he is a smart one from what i hear. yep. 2 words. matt leinhart. and he has the cutest dimples too...

=)

TigranJamharian

11-25-2003, 01:13 PM

Those tall slim russians with the tight asses and the medium breasts. DAMN, cant get any better than that.

TigranJamharian

11-25-2003, 01:14 PM

And of course those beautiful long legs.

Anonymouse

11-25-2003, 01:18 PM

I use tall girls as beasts of burden!

jahannam

11-25-2003, 01:23 PM

those tall and dark broad chested Armenians with big packages!
that's what EYE'M talkin about !
gotta love em armo guys!hehe

Lagonid

11-25-2003, 02:49 PM

is chest hair a turn off?

and BTW i do live in an igloo, and i have an extra layer of grease under my skin, so i could go out without a jacket, and i go to school with skis or a snowmobile. I don't know what grass looks like.
:D

TigranJamharian

11-25-2003, 02:56 PM

tejpal im just wondering how you managed to adapt to the arctic climate from the extremely hot and wet climate of india, was it hard and does the turban eve get frozen hard?

Lagonid

11-25-2003, 03:01 PM

actually the turban helps me from the cold...it's easy to adapt.

just wear a coat, and you're set. You're welcome to the Arctic anytime

TigranJamharian

11-25-2003, 03:05 PM

im sure the thick beard also plays its part, give me a couple of weeks to grow out some facial hair and ill give you a visit. just send me a spare turban you might have lying around the igloo.

Anonymouse

11-25-2003, 03:25 PM

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/xxxxatinternet.jpg

surferarmo

11-25-2003, 07:35 PM

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs That's Americans for you. I mean c'mon, look at the president, hehehe.

Look at you. At least the President is fit for TV appearances.

surferarmo

11-25-2003, 07:38 PM

There is this chick in my school, and her appearance is very distinct. She is 6'6" She came over to get my friends biology book once. When she walked in, she had to duck her head! We all started laughing, and acted as if it were some other joke. Since then, she has been called "the giraffe" and the student body has been following suite.

sSsflamesSs

11-26-2003, 08:25 AM

Originally posted by surferarmo Look at you. At least the President is fit for TV appearances.

Surfer, go eat some BUSH.

surferarmo

11-26-2003, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs Surfer, go eat some BUSH.

I cant, I am not on DEANS list.

sSsflamesSs

11-26-2003, 08:29 AM

I fail to see how that fits.

surferarmo

11-26-2003, 08:32 AM

I am sure you fail all the time. I will not explain the joke. I will explain Bush's reelection in 2004 baby! OHH YEA.

sSsflamesSs

11-26-2003, 08:35 AM

As always, lame excuse for a burn.

surferarmo

11-26-2003, 08:40 AM

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs As always, lame excuse for a burn.

Now I know why you chose sSsflamesSs as your username.

sSsflamesSs

11-26-2003, 08:43 AM

Originally posted by surferarmo Now I know why you chose sSsflamesSs as your username.

Getting better, Surfer. ;)

sSsflamesSs

11-26-2003, 08:44 AM

But don't let it go to your head too quickly...I planted it there for you.

fstkhnan

11-26-2003, 08:13 PM

I'd rather date big guys.....not fat, but muscular!!!!

Anonymouse

11-26-2003, 08:15 PM

Plus they will match with you in that jeep!!!

sSsflamesSs

11-26-2003, 08:16 PM

Yea, but "no-neck" muscular is taking it too far.

fstkhnan

11-26-2003, 08:21 PM

of course they will...

callmeani22

12-18-2003, 04:04 PM

crimson small times

All girls REALLLY want is not some good looking guy, but someone who will be there for them. I no it sounds rather cheesy, but its the truth. Personaly i couldnt care ELSe about what a guy looks like its the inside that matters. I had a really ugly friend who had the most beautiful personality, eventually as our friendship progressed i found that individual to be so beautiful. Guys, looks matter like 10% not even that much sometimes, if ur a genuine person with a great heart any decent girl would love to be with u. Remeber personalities can make a world of difference.

loseyourname

12-19-2003, 02:18 PM

Anonymouse

12-19-2003, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by callmeani22 crimson small times

All girls REALLLY want is not some good looking guy, but someone who will be there for them. I no it sounds rather cheesy, but its the truth. Personaly i couldnt care ELSe about what a guy looks like its the inside that matters. I had a really ugly friend who had the most beautiful personality, eventually as our friendship progressed i found that individual to be so beautiful. Guys, looks matter like 10% not even that much sometimes, if ur a genuine person with a great heart any decent girl would love to be with u. Remeber personalities can make a world of difference.

Come on that's silly. How about if he had a really awesome personality, but he was really ooooogily, like his teeth were so yellow he probably brushed his teeth with a butter knife, and he made toilets flush when he walked passed them, and he's as bald as a baboons butt, don't tell me you would go for him. Stop lying please.

sSsflamesSs

12-19-2003, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by callmeani22 crimson small times

All girls REALLLY want is not some good looking guy, but someone who will be there for them. I no it sounds rather cheesy, but its the truth. Personaly i couldnt care ELSe about what a guy looks like its the inside that matters. I had a really ugly friend who had the most beautiful personality, eventually as our friendship progressed i found that individual to be so beautiful. Guys, looks matter like 10% not even that much sometimes, if ur a genuine person with a great heart any decent girl would love to be with u. Remeber personalities can make a world of difference.

OK, not to be mean, but that's a load of crap.

Looks DO matter...if you say otherwise, then you're just lying out of your *insert body cavity*.

Like I always say, looks are what attract you initially, but personality is what keeps them around.

In any event, yes, personality is definitely on top of the list, but looks are a close second. He doesn't have to be drop dead gorgeous, but you have to be attracted to him physically somewhat.

anileve

12-19-2003, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs OK, not to be mean, but that's a load of crap.

Looks DO matter...if you say otherwise, then you're just lying out of your *insert body cavity*.

Like I always say, looks are what attract you initially, but personality is what keeps them around.

In any event, yes, personality is definitely on top of the list, but looks are a close second. He doesn't have to be drop dead gorgeous, but you have to be attracted to him physically somewhat.

Looks are so relative flames, each one defines what they find attractive and it might not coincide with the standards of others. So yes looks do matter but should not be based on other people’s perception of what is beautiful.

sSsflamesSs

12-19-2003, 11:28 PM

Originally posted by anileve Looks are so relative flames, each one defines what they find attractive and it might not coincide with the standards of others. So yes looks do matter but should not be based on other people’s perception of what is beautiful.

You're just stating the obvious.

Did I, anywhere in my post, imply that looks AREN'T relative? :confused:

omniscient

12-19-2003, 11:56 PM

I know if I had to choose one or the other, I wouldn't choose at all. When it comes to the opposite sex I have to get both. I wouldn't be able to have just looks or just personality. I have to have the best of both worlds. The girl needs to be high 9's in both categories. Now what I just described would be the "almost" perfect girl. But I realized along time ago that it is impossible to find a girl of such high caliber. If she has looks that are in the high 9's then the chances of her having a good personality is very low. On the other hand if she has a good personality, the chances of her having great looks is very slim. And that's why I haven't had a GF in 6 years :D .

sSsflamesSs

12-20-2003, 12:05 AM

Originally posted by omniscient I know if I had to choose one or the other, I wouldn't choose at all. When it comes to the opposite sex I have to get both. I wouldn't be able to have just looks or just personality. I have to have the best of both worlds. The girl needs to be high 9's in both categories. Now what I just described would be the "almost" perfect girl. But I realized along time ago that it is impossible to find a girl of such high caliber. If she has looks that are in the high 9's then the chances of her having a good personality is very low. On the other hand if she has a good personality, the chances of her having great looks is very slim. And that's why I haven't had a GF in 6 years :D .

Sad, isn't it?

I guess we have to end up compromising SOMETHING, or else we're going to stay alone.

loseyourname

12-20-2003, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs Sad, isn't it?

I guess we have to end up compromising SOMETHING, or else we're going to stay alone.

Personality's overrated anyway. Give me a daring, open-minded, creative girl with average looks who's a complete xxxxxxx any day. When I'm ready to settle down, then I'll consider personality.

SexyAries

12-28-2003, 06:39 PM

Tall, Light Skinned, Blond with very little hair on the body and extremelyyy Skinny (5'8 and 160llbs) I mean he looks like a xxxxing stick! Thats my boyfriend people, but i like him anyway.
I just dont like overweight guys, i dont go for the flab!

Any girl that says personality over looks is either ugly or has lost there mind, they have to be attractive to you you cant love someone and be with them but not be the least bit attracted to them that just doesnt make any sense!

Xpeed

12-28-2003, 07:22 PM

,Originally posted by SexyAries

Any girl that says personality over looks is either ugly or has lost there mind, they have to be attractive to you you cant love someone and be with them but not be the least bit attracted to them that just doesnt make any sense! Exactly. Looks don’t matter, BS. Looks do matter that’s the first thing that attracts me to a person. I really don’t want to talk to someone that I am not attracted to, to find out if they have a good personality.

PASAMONSTER

12-29-2003, 03:34 AM

whats this load of crap about looks not mattering.?

bullll xxxxtt

Looks are like the worm on the hook, but once you got a byte you gotta know how to real it in.

looks do matter but day after day its the same old thing so ... you know where im getting at lol

SexyAries

12-29-2003, 04:02 PM

The best thing to do is see your mate, especially girls, in da morning right when they wake up. So you wont get scared after a marriage. I had a relative of mine that had never seen his wife without make up on, she would sleep after he had slept and wake up before he did to make sure he wouldnt see her. DAMN imagine if he actually saw her. i once asked him why dont u sneak up and look at her one day, he said to me i rather not, if she is trying so hard for me not to i dont even wanna know what she looks like not fixed up LOL

loseyourname

12-29-2003, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by SexyAries Tall, Light Skinned, Blond with very little hair on the body and extremelyyy Skinny (5'8 and 160llbs) I mean he looks like a xxxxing stick! Thats my boyfriend people, but i like him anyway.
I just dont like overweight guys, i dont go for the flab!

6'2" 170 over here, Aries.

ckBejug

12-30-2003, 04:59 PM

Originally posted by loseyourname Personality's overrated anyway. Give me a daring, open-minded, creative girl with average looks who's a complete xxxxxxx any day. When I'm ready to settle down, then I'll consider personality.

Daring... open-minded.... creative... Aren't those things that make up part of your personaity?

SexyAries

12-30-2003, 06:16 PM

Hmmm Lose your definitly my type!

loseyourname

12-30-2003, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by ckBejug Daring... open-minded.... creative... Aren't those things that make up part of your personaity?

I meant I don't care if she's nice or loving. It helps, but it isn't necessary.