Sex Talk

[Anonymouse]

Okay, in an effort to not pollute the Love and Romance section of the forums from now on, all discussion relating to anal sex, snowballing, shooting loads in a girls face, and fisting, please direct all those posts in this one deluxe thread, so we can have room in the other threads to discuss proper things relating to love and romance.

My guess here is that there are alot of sexually deprived people on this forum, and can't help but turn every topic into a sex fest. You xxxxers make me bored. You cannot hang on to any topic of a thread without straying off-topic.

Okay so to kick this thread off, yes I would like to have anal sex with a girl, I would like to shoot my load in her face and I would like her to swallow. Any one have any complaints?

[TigranJamharian]

No.

Dont lie.

All you want to do is rape midgets.

[libra98k]

I did come into someone's mouth and she swallowed my come. I felt real good. She didn't have time to not swallow because I didn't warn her I was coming: typical male attribute!

[patlajan]

Originally posted by Anonymouse Okay, in an effort to not pollute the Love and Romance section of the forums from now on, all discussion relating to anal sex, snowballing, shooting loads in a girls face, and fisting, please direct all those posts in this one deluxe thread, so we can have room in the other threads to discuss proper things relating to love and romance.

My guess here is that there are alot of sexually deprived people on this forum, and can't help but turn every topic into a sex fest. You xxxxers make me bored. You cannot hang on to any topic of a thread without straying off-topic.

Okay so to kick this thread off, yes I would like to have anal sex with a girl, I would like to shoot my load in her face and I would like her to swallow. Any one have any complaints?

LOL "Snowballing". Hehehe I almost dropped my beer.

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by TigranJamharian No.

Dont lie.

All you want to do is rape midgets.

Midgets are only Thursdays.

[sSsflamesSs]

Originally posted by patlajan LOL "Snowballing". Hehehe I almost dropped my beer.

Ok, I'll probably regret asking this, but my curiousity got the best of me.

What's "snowballing"?

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by patlajan LOL "Snowballing". Hehehe I almost dropped my beer.

I thought that was when the guy kissed you right after? That's not what mousy is saying.......?

[Xpeed]

Originally posted by ckBejug I thought that was when the guy kissed you right after? Ding ding ding you got it. Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner CkBejug.

That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard, snowballing.

What kind of a freak would do that?

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by Xpeed Ding ding ding you got it. Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner CkBejug.

That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard, snowballing.

What kind of a freak would do that?

Yeah, watch Stepmom, that's where I found out what it is...

[Arvestaked]

I would not enjoy it but I would do it because I would want to make out with my partner after a sexual encounter.

[SexyAries]

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Originally posted by ckBejug I thought that was when the guy kissed you right after?
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Right after what?

[Arvestaked]

Originally posted by SexyAries
Right after what?

Fellatio.

[Xpeed]

Originally posted by ckBejug Yeah, watch Stepmom, that's where I found out what it is... I am kind of confused are saying what I think your saying?

Wasn’t making fun of you or anything just bored very very bored

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by Xpeed I am kind of confused are saying what I think your saying?

Wasn’t making fun of you or anything just bored very very bored

I have no idea what you think I'm saying. :) I know you weren't making fun of me, I didn't think you were at all. I was simply stating that I found out what 'snowblow' was after I watched the movie Stepmom..... The girl in the movie insults a guy and says something about a snow blow... Too long ago to remember. But anyway, that's how I know what it is.

[SexyAries]

Ok what the hell is Fellatio???????

I saw the movie and remember the part where the snowblow is mentioned but i dont remember what it ment.

[sSsflamesSs]

Originally posted by SexyAries Ok what the hell is Fellatio???????

I saw the movie and remember the part where the snowblow is mentioned but i dont remember what it ment.

Fellatio is a fancy word for a BJ.

[PASAMONSTER]

the steakhouse or the brewry?


LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


Fellatio would be the opposite of cunnilingus

LLOOLL

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs Ok, I'll probably regret asking this, but my curiousity got the best of me.

What's "snowballing"?

Snowballing is when two girls share a man's ejaculation, drooling it into each other's mouths.

[Aphrodit3]

And this appeals to guys? Really?

[Aphrodit3]

Originally posted by loseyourname Snowballing is when two girls share a man's ejaculation, drooling it into each other's mouths.

Take that educational DVD out of your backpack already!
I'm not sure whether to laugh or puke.
I think I'll go do both.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Aphrodit3 Take that educational DVD out of your backpack already!
I'm not sure whether to laugh or puke.
I think I'll go do both.

Don't puke on me - I was only answering a question.

[Anonymouse]

Look at all these animalistic xxxxs in my sex talk thread.

Can you at least confine it to this thread?

Since when did "Love and Romance" mean "Sex and xxxxing"?

[loseyourname]

You're now going to judge an entire forum based on ten percent of the threads? Sex and xxxxing are a pretty big part of love and romance, at least for a lot of us. Whether or not we are spiritual beings is still up for debate. Whether or not we are animals is not. Let us be.

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by loseyourname You're now going to judge an entire forum based on ten percent of the threads? Sex and xxxxing are a pretty big part of love and romance, at least for a lot of us. Whether or not we are spiritual beings is still up for debate. Whether or not we are animals is not. Let us be.

Whether or not we are animals is a fact, whether or not we are spiritual beings is a truism. Whether or not sex and xxxxing is part of love and romance is not disputed. Whether or not love and romance are part of sex and xxxxing is disputed.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Anonymouse Whether or not sex and xxxxing is part of love and romance is not disputed.

Tell me what your complaint is again.

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by loseyourname Tell me what your complaint is again.

No complaints, just an observation.

Two people who are experiencing love and romance, will undoubtedly include sex and xxxxing, if you will.

However, one can be having sex and xxxxing and not be in love and romance, purely for animalistic purposes. Love and romance imply a priori that sex and xxxxing will follow.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Anonymouse Look at all these animalistic xxxxs in my sex talk thread.

Can you at least confine it to this thread?

Since when did "Love and Romance" mean "Sex and xxxxing"?

I apparently mistook this as a complaint. I apologize.

[texan]

So Anonymouse I guess by your statements you express. Romance, laughter, candlelights, touching GENTLY, whispers in the ear, soft bootie music, and passion all boil down to my neighbors dogs humping my leg or humping other dogs in the neighborhood. Oh joy how romantic that is? LOL I'm gonna tell that to my next girl When I light the candles and try to fullfill her feminine desires. Bend over xxxxx while I replicate what the dogs do to each other in the neighborhood. LOL

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by texan So Anonymouse I guess by your statements you express. Romance, laughter, candlelights, touching GENTLY, whispers in the ear, soft bootie music, and passion all boil down to my neighbors dogs humping my leg or humping other dogs in the neighborhood. Oh joy how romantic that is? LOL I'm gonna tell that to my next girl When I light the candles and try to fullfill her feminine desires. Bend over xxxxx while I replicate what the dogs do to each other in the neighborhood. LOL

Well, Texas is a mighty weird place, with lots of tumbleweeds I tells ya.

By the way, I'm still gonna stuff ya.

[violette829]

Originally posted by Anonymouse Well, Texas is a mighty weird place, with lots of tumbleweeds I tells ya.

By the way, I'm still gonna stuff ya.


Arman, seriously....I never thought a person could be this funny. Ur hilarious! Oh by the way, this Texan guy was just complaining about talking about Sex in another thread...hmmmm..:rolleyes:

[texan]

Anonymouse tumbleweeds? Yep thats it, we texans have tumbleweeds and ride on horseback to get to work everyday. I thought you would come up with something better than that. I know you can, a man who knows Ludwig von Mises shows me he is intelligent. I have 3 of his books in my own library, Liberalism, Socialism, and Human Action. So come up with something better.

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by texan Anonymouse tumbleweeds? Yep thats it, we texans have tumbleweeds and ride on horseback to get to work everyday. I thought you would come up with something better than that. I know you can, a man who knows Ludwig von Mises shows me he is intelligent. I have 3 of his books in my own library, Liberalism, Socialism, and Human Action. So come up with something better.

Last edited by texan on 01-07-2004 at 07:43 PM


http://www.prairietumbleweedfarm.com/tractor13.gif

You want me to come up with something better? You don't like this one? Awww, I thought so.

[texan]

good, I like your new avatar. and by the way in that picture i'm the one holding the tumbleweed. that white hat is a big turn-on for the ladies. I love that tumbleweed, you got me.

http://www.tumbleweedrestaurants.com/

http://www.geocities.com/tumbleweed_no/

http://www.tumbleweed.org/

That last link is for your future children. Since they talk about abused, abandoned, troubled and neglected youth. They can help you.

[Artsakhtsi]

Originally posted by loseyourname Snowballing is when two girls share a man's ejaculation, drooling it into each other's mouths.


That is the most dissgusting think i've ever heard

[eden]

dont u think this post is out of control ?
i am guess everyone is undersex and underpayed :)