Baron Dants's rant..

[xBaron Dants]

Time to just let it out...


OOREMN, two days ago, I go into my geography class, ready to hand in my 10 page paper on tourism in Armenia. The paper is loaaaaded with information about how Armenia is one of the fastest developing countries in the world, how there are so many things to see, how we have such a beautiful culture, yevayln yevayln.

So, as I walk into the classroom, the students in the class before us were leaving their course on Urban Geography. Two girls (one fat and the other ugly) stayed behind to talk to their teacher. They asked about the term paper which they were supposed to hand in, and the teacher says "you basically have to describe a city of a third world country". And then the girls say "oh ok...well we'll probably do it on Yerevan, in Armenia...cause we're Armenian"..

I was FUUUUUUUUUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!! I couldn't say anything, because I was in the other end of the classroom, and it would've just been weird if I started screaming and foaming out of nowhere. Also, I've learned to pick my battles now, because some people are just not worth it. It was just so irritating to see these two girls talking like that, especially since I am suuuuure that they have never seen pictures of Yerevan, let alone the city itself...


Akh akh akh.....zorn asem, zorn khosdovanim...

[Thai-Samurai]

yeah that sux dude, I'd be pissed too.

[TigranJamharian]

I guess they will get their xxxx handed to them sooner or later when the teacher tries to tell them that Yerevan is not a third world city based on what they described, or so i hope.

now the smart thing to do in this case would have been to whip out your enormous standard issue Armenian penis and slap them both across the face from across the room. I think that would have shut them up long enough for you to make your way up to them and calmly explain the true situation. then again im very sleepy right now so if this offended anyone please let it go.

[xBaron Dants]

Tigran, I'm offended. And I won't let it go! APOLOGIZE right now.

Yea, I'm sorta blaming myself for not saying anything, but as I said, they were completely in the other corner of the room. And sometimes you get so pissed off that you don't even know how to react.

However, my paper was so damn sexy that all the geography teachers will be rushing to visit Yerevan this summer!

[MadHandle]

I thought Montreal Armenians would be a little more educated...Yerevan, 3rd world? No, rest of Armenia(villages and what not)...maybe.

[xBaron Dants]

Oh, we have our fair share of idiots too. For many, many people, hayrenasirootyoon is limited to flag waving and turk bashing, without really knowing why they're doing one or the other.

I mean, there are very smart people too, and even a few intellectuals if you look hard enough (:)), but generally, I'd say that I'm pretty disappointed.

[Tigranes]

Must have been dashnaks... :naughty:

[sSsflamesSs]

However, my paper was so damn sexy that all the geography teachers will be rushing to visit Yerevan this summer!

Hahaha, a sexy paper...now there's an idea. :naughty: (sorry, had to comment on that :laugh: )

As for the original post, I feel ya, Baronchik. There are a lot of ignorant morons out there and too few (the nonmorons) who actually know what they're talking about. Next time, collect yourself and in your diplomatic manner, calmly correct them. Chances are, they'll continue being uneducated dumbasses, but at least the odars will hear the truth.

[Crimson Glow]

For many, many people, hayrenasirootyoon is limited to flag waving and turk bashing, without really knowing why they're doing one or the other.

United we mistake flags for reasons.

[HyeJinx1984]

Don't suppose you'd email me that paper? I'd very much like to read it.

[Hayq]

Baron! I understand your feelings.

I usually had reports on countries, all the silly Armenian girls would talk about them doing their projects on Armenia. I swear to GOD! I could pull better xxxx out of my ass. They pissed me off not only because their version of history was more of a fairy tale but because the kids behind me asked more questions about the country than to the girls presenting it which caused my math homework to be turned in late (copying).

They are idiots, what do you expect.

[sSsflamesSs]

Baron! I understand your feelings.

I usually had reports on countries, all the silly Armenian girls would talk about them doing their projects on Armenia. I swear to GOD! I could pull better xxxx out of my ass. They pissed me off not only because their version of history was more of a fairy tale but because the kids behind me asked more questions about the country than to the girls presenting it which caused my math homework to be turned in late (copying).

They are idiots, what do you expect.

Ok, let's get one thing straight. You (not just you Hayq) keep saying Armenian girls girls girls. Both Armenian girls AND boys exist like this. Ignorance is blind to gender. :D ..................... :crying:

Oh, and you shouldn't procrastinate doing your math homework. Hahaha I'm the LAST person to be advising about the dangers of procrastination...my case is chronic. But, I would just like to announce to the board (since everyone cares :rolleyes: ) that I'm done with my two hardest finals. One more left...easiest one. WHOO HOO!!!!

See, I'm procrastinating going to sleep as we speak.

[Sip]

I don't see the problem here ... so you got mad because someone thought Yerevan is a city in a third world country? Sure Armenia might have been in great shape as a "Second World" country but where is the economy/development really now? I think you could do a great report on Yerevan and compare and contrast it to other 3rd and 2nd world nations ... especially those that fell apart after the soviet collapse.

[Tigranes]

Whatever condition Armenia may be in economically, and no matter what cities it may compare to, one fact remains unchanged, it is one of the safest places to visit.


Extremely safe, can be compared to Scandinavian countries when it comes to safety and security. It's just not safe to invest :( Recently a Diasporan family of Najarians purchased a lot of real estate property and their lawyer in Armenia privatized it under his name! They tried to sue, the lawyer bribed the proper people and it got dropped to civil court and after two appeals the case was closed. They lost several millions.

[Hayq]

Extremely safe, can be compared to Scandinavian countries when it comes to safety and security. It's just not safe to invest :( Recently a Diasporan family of Najarians purchased a lot of real estate property and their lawyer in Armenia privatized it under his name! They tried to sue, the lawyer bribed the proper people and it got dropped to civil court and after two appeals the case was closed. They lost several millions.

Yes. That is why you need a safe platform in the states to do investing in Armenia, so just in case you lose it all, you still have enough money to live.

[xBaron Dants]

ok first of all dude u are way too xxxxing sensitive. there xxxxing armenian ur are too!! of course there gunna do it on armenian wat did u except them to do it on China?? wats wrong with u. for another thing dont think jst bc uve been to armenia it means that u hav total control over it. bc ive never been to armenia but i still m armenian and i m planning to visit my country in the future when i can remeber it for the rest of my life. so dont xxxxing think ur the only armenian in the world who will do a report on armenia and no ones interested in the fact that u were angry anyway so yd u post tat anyway.???!!!

I think you did not get the point of my post, but that's alright.

The main question is: toon OV es?

[Armenian]

Oh, we have our fair share of idiots too. For many, many people, hayrenasirootyoon is limited to flag waving and turk bashing, without really knowing why they're doing one or the other.

Sad, is it not??? :(

I have some advice for you my patriotic friend, see if you can get them "fat" and "ugly" xxxxs a good bloody beating, preferably with baseball bats!!! :mad:

I am not kidding!!! Well, actually I am (but I would not lose any sleep if it did happen). :D

I hate self-hating ignorant Armenians more than I hate Turks - or even xxxs.

[loseyourname]

I hate self-hating ignorant Armenians more than I hate Turks - or even xxxs.

Wow. That sure is a lot of hate.