Baron Dants's rant..

[xBaron Dants]

Time to just let it out...


OOREMN, two days ago, I go into my geography class, ready to hand in my 10 page paper on tourism in Armenia. The paper is loaaaaded with information about how Armenia is one of the fastest developing countries in the world, how there are so many things to see, how we have such a beautiful culture, yevayln yevayln.

So, as I walk into the classroom, the students in the class before us were leaving their course on Urban Geography. Two girls (one fat and the other ugly) stayed behind to talk to their teacher. They asked about the term paper which they were supposed to hand in, and the teacher says "you basically have to describe a city of a third world country". And then the girls say "oh ok...well we'll probably do it on Yerevan, in Armenia...cause we're Armenian"..

I was FUUUUUUUUUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!! I couldn't say anything, because I was in the other end of the classroom, and it would've just been weird if I started screaming and foaming out of nowhere. Also, I've learned to pick my battles now, because some people are just not worth it. It was just so irritating to see these two girls talking like that, especially since I am suuuuure that they have never seen pictures of Yerevan, let alone the city itself...


Akh akh akh.....zorn asem, zorn khosdovanim...

[Thai-Samurai]

yeah that sux dude, I'd be pissed too.

[TJ]

I guess they will get their xxxx handed to them sooner or later when the teacher tries to tell them that Yerevan is not a third world city based on what they described, or so i hope.

now the smart thing to do in this case would have been to whip out your enormous standard issue Armenian penis and slap them both across the face from across the room. I think that would have shut them up long enough for you to make your way up to them and calmly explain the true situation. then again im very sleepy right now so if this offended anyone please let it go.

[xBaron Dants]

Tigran, I'm offended. And I won't let it go! APOLOGIZE right now.

Yea, I'm sorta blaming myself for not saying anything, but as I said, they were completely in the other corner of the room. And sometimes you get so pissed off that you don't even know how to react.

However, my paper was so damn sexy that all the geography teachers will be rushing to visit Yerevan this summer!

[MadHandle]

I thought Montreal Armenians would be a little more educated...Yerevan, 3rd world? No, rest of Armenia(villages and what not)...maybe.

[xBaron Dants]

Oh, we have our fair share of idiots too. For many, many people, hayrenasirootyoon is limited to flag waving and turk bashing, without really knowing why they're doing one or the other.

I mean, there are very smart people too, and even a few intellectuals if you look hard enough (), but generally, I'd say that I'm pretty disappointed.

[Tigranes]

Must have been dashnaks...

[sSsflamesSs]

However, my paper was so damn sexy that all the geography teachers will be rushing to visit Yerevan this summer!

Hahaha, a sexy paper...now there's an idea. (sorry, had to comment on that )

As for the original post, I feel ya, Baronchik. There are a lot of ignorant morons out there and too few (the nonmorons) who actually know what they're talking about. Next time, collect yourself and in your diplomatic manner, calmly correct them. Chances are, they'll continue being uneducated dumbasses, but at least the odars will hear the truth.

[Crimson Glow]

For many, many people, hayrenasirootyoon is limited to flag waving and turk bashing, without really knowing why they're doing one or the other.

United we mistake flags for reasons.

[HyeJinx1984]

Don't suppose you'd email me that paper? I'd very much like to read it.