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  • #1

    Christians Of The World Unite!

    Otherwise Bibleman will kick yer ass!

    http://www.bibleman.com/bibleman/home.jsp
    Achkerov kute.
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  • #2
    Shoplifters Of The World Unite

    Anonymouse, I'm sorry. Couldn't resist it! I'm too weak! Please forgive me!


    Shoplifters Of The World Unite

    Learn to love me
    Assemble the ways
    Now, today, tomorrow and always
    My only weakness is a list of crime
    My only weakness is ... well, never mind, never mind

    Oh, shoplifters of the world
    Unite and take over
    Shoplifters of the world
    Hand it over
    Hand it over
    Hand it over

    Learn to love me
    And assemble the ways
    Now, today, tomorrow, and always
    My only weakness is a listed crime
    But last night the plans of a future war
    Was all I saw on channel four

    Shoplifters of the world
    Unite and take over
    Shoplifters of the world
    Hand it over
    Hand it over
    Hand it over

    A heartless hand on my shoulder
    A push - and it’s over
    Alabaster crashes down
    (six months is a long time)
    Tried living in the real world
    Instead of a shell
    But before I began ...
    I was bored before I even began

    Shoplifters of the world
    Unite and take over
    Shoplifters of the world
    Unite and take over
    Shoplifters of the world
    Unite and take over
    Shoplifters of the world
    Take over
    What if I find someone else when looking for you? My soul shivers as the idea invades my mind.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Siamanto
      Anonymouse, I'm sorry. Couldn't resist it! I'm too weak! Please forgive me!


      Shoplifters Of The World Unite

      Learn to love me
      Assemble the ways
      Now, today, tomorrow and always
      My only weakness is a list of crime
      My only weakness is ... well, never mind, never mind

      Oh, shoplifters of the world
      Unite and take over
      Shoplifters of the world
      Hand it over
      Hand it over
      Hand it over

      Learn to love me
      And assemble the ways
      Now, today, tomorrow, and always
      My only weakness is a listed crime
      But last night the plans of a future war
      Was all I saw on channel four

      Shoplifters of the world
      Unite and take over
      Shoplifters of the world
      Hand it over
      Hand it over
      Hand it over

      A heartless hand on my shoulder
      A push - and it’s over
      Alabaster crashes down
      (six months is a long time)
      Tried living in the real world
      Instead of a shell
      But before I began ...
      I was bored before I even began

      Shoplifters of the world
      Unite and take over
      Shoplifters of the world
      Unite and take over
      Shoplifters of the world
      Unite and take over
      Shoplifters of the world
      Take over
      Achkerov kute.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Anonymouse
        So it is true that a picture is worth a thousand words. Tomorrow, I will go to the church and confess.

        Thank you for saving my soul!
        What if I find someone else when looking for you? My soul shivers as the idea invades my mind.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Siamanto
          So it is true that a picture is worth a thousand words. Tomorrow, I will go to the church and confess.

          Thank you for saving my soul!
          Clean your wicked ways my infidel friend, as only the righteous ones will be saved and allowed to enter into heaven where they will get a free NetFlix subscribtion for one month! Follow the ways of Christ, God and Jesus and you too will be able to walk on water!
          Achkerov kute.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Anonymouse
            Clean your wicked ways my infidel friend, as only the righteous ones will be saved and allowed to enter into heaven where they will get a free NetFlix subscribtion for one month! Follow the ways of Christ, God and Jesus and you too will be able to walk on water!
            I love NetFlix! NetFlix is my life and maybe my after-life! Is the subscription renewable?
            If I preach the words of Christ and save others from the wrong path, will I get the special package that includes porn?

            Pari kisher!
            What if I find someone else when looking for you? My soul shivers as the idea invades my mind.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Siamanto
              I love NetFlix! NetFlix is my life and maybe my after-life! Is the subscription renewable?
              If I preach the words of Christ and save others from the wrong path, will I get the special package that includes porn?

              Pari kisher!

              The power of Christ compels you!
              Achkerov kute.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Anonymouse
                Otherwise Bibleman will kick yer ass!

                http://www.bibleman.com/bibleman/home.jsp
                lol does the bibleman actually fight and kill "bad" people? If so, I think "Quranman" is a better suited name.


                BTW did the Jews come up with it? hahaha

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by CatWoman
                  lol does the bibleman actually fight and kill "bad" people? If so, I think "Quranman" is a better suited name.


                  BTW did the Jews come up with it? hahaha

                  Yes, it says so in the Quran.
                  Achkerov kute.

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