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Anonymouse
02-25-2003, 09:46 AM
http://oxyclean-orange-glo-oxi-clean.com/images/002.jpg

"Hi, Billy Mays here...." No no! Don't change the channel.

"Billy Mays here to teach you about a revolutionary field of developmental biology that Anonymouse couldn't possbily study without getting a boost in the post count as well. I get so excited everytime I teach this!"

Gastrulation.....

def - the process of cell movements where the blastula is rearranged in preparation for making organs.


http://ase.tufts.edu/biology/labpages/kelly/images/uploaded/gastrula_small.jpg

This is an early Xenopus laevis gastrula. Notice the invaginated dorsal lip.

chaaraxchig
02-26-2003, 08:35 PM
Hey amouse are you in the business of reproduction??????????

Anonymouse
02-26-2003, 10:35 PM
Yes I patented the famous Grip it and Rip it Gizmo that was used to pull out retarded babies prematurely. It was a thing in the 80s but now I just reminisce.

chaaraxchig
02-27-2003, 06:02 PM
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Anonymouse
02-28-2003, 08:55 AM
I have decided to adopt a kid.

chaaraxchig
03-02-2003, 12:48 PM
O boy, Amouse, wish you the best of luck. ur hands are going to be full......... :shock: :shock:

vrej
03-02-2003, 01:58 PM
that picture up top looks like a bloated bladder

Anonymouse
03-02-2003, 09:43 PM
It's a pic of my nutsack...you like it? I've had one removed because it was too large. I was born with a testicle that was the size of a basketball. The other testicle is the size of a pear, but it'll do.

chaaraxchig
03-03-2003, 06:51 AM
:oops: :oops:

Lilya
03-03-2003, 11:38 AM
:shock:

Anonymouse
03-03-2003, 07:57 PM
I used to drag my testicles in a wheelbarrow, but now I am just down to a bucket.

TVAdict710
03-04-2003, 12:59 PM
yea, a wheelbarrow can be embarassing. i used to have the same problem too, but my right one was shaped like a football.

Anonymouse
03-04-2003, 02:21 PM
My sperm are shaped like nerf turbo footballs.

vrej
03-06-2003, 02:55 PM
HAHAHA... nerf? im speachless

TVAdict710
03-07-2003, 12:03 PM
are those the ones with the little fin-type things on the back?

Anonymouse
03-07-2003, 02:51 PM
Yes they are. And not only that, my sperm transforms into a liquid human, like the guy from Terminator 2.