BAD HABITS

[vrej]

Bad Habit Number One

-one major bad habit that people have these days is picking their noses. I mean, people do it all the time and there is nothing wrong with it, its just a simple process of removing excess mucus from your nose, to inhale and exhale more comfortably, and others also enjoy the thrill of seeing what they can pull out.

But when does this process become a bad habit? Well it becomes a bad habit when one starts picking their nose in public without noticing what they are actually doing. When people witness a person shoving their index finger up their right nostril and pulling out a gruesome jelly-like substance they are terrified believe me, this is when it’s a bad habit.
And how do they dispose of these jelly-like substances? Well some like rolling them up into little balls and flinging them around using their index fingers and thumbs, others too lazy to get Kleenex, like hiding them under anything they can find mostly chairs, and others find no other place to put them but their mouths but that’s another case.

[Lilya]

what about those people who blow their noses without any tissues ~ just with their hands.

[Lilya]

everyone around them receives a snot shower

[chaaraxchig]

OOOGH

[vrej]

that is extremely disgusting lilya.. has that ever happened to you??
it happened to me on the bus... i started to gag lol :oops:

[vrej]

GAS- also known as cutting the cheese, flatuating, and most famously farting. Some like keeping their “farts” private and not telling anyone and just watch others suffer from the smell and act like they have no clue were it came from meanwhile it came from their very own arse. Others publicly announce their farts with “no slugs”, “Chachee”, “safety” or with the most common, just by simply saying “guys I farted”.

There are two types of farts, first is the silent but deadly, which creeps mischievously out ones buttocks and spreads rapidly through out the room sometimes even burning people’s lungs. Second is the loud and very relieving fart, which takes some effort to get out with some abdominal pressure. But once its out and it makes that loud noise one feels very very relieved, believe me I know.

[Anonymouse]

What about these women who have the need to fix their hair every 2 nanoseconds? I think that really xxxxing annoys me especially if I am in class behind one, or in an elevator or in a line at the bank. I really wanna pull that xxxxx by her hair and yell in her year softly "You're hair is very ugly I recommend you shave it off".

[Anonymouse]

*pulls out a Gillette razor and some shaving cream from his pocket* :D

[Lilya]

Vrej, i received two snot showers actually. the second time i managed to escape but the first time i wasnt so lucky..

[Google]

I think forgetting to wear boxers, then taking off your pants to show someone your boxers is also a bad habit..... most people throws stuff at me.. err.. i mean at the person.

[Anonymouse]

That was vaguely humorous.

[vrej]

loooooool nanosecond?? hehe good one anon..
Lilya, that is naaaaaaaassssty stuff... snot showers are quite disgusting

[chaaraxchig]

How about those nameless group of peole who have to burp to show their appreciation for the food they just ate...........

[chaaraxchig]

Hey Google, do you often forget your boxers? :oops:

[vrej]

lol the burping thing is usually done by chinatzees.. it's actually a way of showing your appreciation to the cook...
if you dont burp, or make noises while you eat it's concidered an insult to the chef in chinese traditions....
shad peeesss pan eh ama

[vrej]

the heck with boxers... go camando !! that's the stuff

[chaaraxchig]

I guess. But I just hate going into a paitents room to give them a shot, pull down pant and :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

[Anonymouse]

Another thing I find irritating is people in the elevator ( usually women ) who ALMOST ALWAYS have to press the close door button right behind you or the floor number, as if to suggest that we didn't do it right the first time. And these are the same people that would press the god damned button at least 10,000 times. Habits people, learn to flush them out just like rats.

[Anonymouse]

I know this thread is dealing with bad habits but I'm going to broaden this and include a whole range of people and things that are annoying and suck.

I hate those people who come up to you in the line and ask if you’re in line. Couples out in public places, may it be the mall, or the sidewalk or wherever who are holding hands and walking very slowly and not letting you pass. They suck. People who hold lines by paying with check or credit card, god dammnit have some friggin cash on you you plastic swiping nerfbrains.

[chaaraxchig]

Ur right Amouse, how about those people who have 10 million items, and go stand in line that saya 10 items or less. Than when you point it out they are like "oh ha ha ha, I didn't know". Ant the store does not do anything, oh well next time.

[Lilya]

i cannot stand when people, after looking at my profile in armenianclub im me and say asl? asl? asl? asl? asl? three million five hundred times...

[chaaraxchig]

What is asl???????? :?: :?:

[vrej]

this has become a nice thread where we can vent our anger :twisted:
good stuufff..

dont you guys hate chinatzee drivers?
im amazed on how most of em pass their exams

[vrej]

char aghcheeg are you a nurse?

[Lilya]

asl is age, sex, location..at least thats what they told me

[Lilya]

i HATE chinatsi drivers.. ahhhhhhhhhh!! A chinese woman almost scratched my car...(my dad's car shhhh!!!) :evil:

[Anonymouse]

ASL= Abbreviation for xxxxxxx.

And as far as Asian drivers are concerned, they should have a seperate lane for them.

[chaaraxchig]

Seperate lane???????
I think they shouldn't be given license to drive, period!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chaaraxchig]

Bingo Vrej ;) ;)

[TVAdict710]

i dont think there should be asian drivers. and if they gonna let them drive, they should have their own special road test. or have their eyes surgically altered so they can see better.

[vrej]

here in toronto they drive the nicest cars, yet they don't know how to drive.. it blows my mind. :twisted:

[Anonymouse]

Hey vrej how old are you? Im thinking because I have relatives in Toronto and strangely enough there's a Vrej involved.. :?

[Nerwen Telemnar]

how do you keep up with the grooming of your 'stache, sir?

[Anonymouse]

Nerwen your avatar looks like it is humping something and it's quite content.

[vrej]

im 19, and i know a few vrejs here well 2, whats the last names?

[Nerwen Telemnar]

yes it does mr anonymoog :D :shock: Kind of like that....well, it's actually humping my leg...or rather, I'm humping my leg. Avatar..what a quaint word. Have we blasted ourselves into the space age so quickly as to refer to icons as avatars? ah whatever..I know not the meaning of the word, for I am not of your species. I am a lonely, furry creature on this planet that gets a kick out of sex with legs. :oops: I've impregnated myself 12 times already and I'm fealing kind of weary.

So, how do you do, oh wise ben-affleck-in-Daredevil-look-alike friend?

[Anonymouse]

yes it does mr anonymoog :D :shock: Kind of like that....well, it's actually humping my leg...or rather, I'm humping my leg. Avatar..what a quaint word. Have we blasted ourselves into the space age so quickly as to refer to icons as avatars? ah whatever..I know not the meaning of the word, for I am not of your species. I am a lonely, furry creature on this planet that gets a kick out of sex with legs. :oops: I've impregnated myself 12 times already and I'm fealing kind of weary.

So, how do you do, oh wise ben-affleck-in-Daredevil-look-alike friend?

I am doing fine just finished knitting some some fallopian tubes made from reyon, and carving human embryos from soap. And you'll never believe what I've been humping either. I have been humping so much my great toe looks like a rotten cucumber supervised by the second law of thermodynamics.

[Anonymouse]

And what makes you think I look like Ben Affleck in Daredevil. That is Wolverine in my buddy icon from comic cards. I even had this card, it was a specific art work called Scanlan. Anyway... Adieu. ;)

[Anonymouse]

Telemnar do I know you?

[TVAdict710]

jeez dude, do you do anything BUT post in these forums?

[vrej]

hey do u guys think posting on this site is concidered a bad habit?

kaka man i never thought of this.. we are all doomed
WE ARE HIPPOCRITES (however the hell u spell it)!!
ITS OVER! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

[Anonymouse]

TVaddict I wouldn't speak if I were you, especially when your name is TVaddict.

[Nerwen Telemnar]

spelled "hypocrites" ;) But, I won't take points off

[Nerwen Telemnar]

Anon, that pic looks a tad bit like Ben Affleck..no? :? wolverine/daredevil/ :twisted: /furry avatars. We're all one and alike. In my own little world. We are. Yes. Yes. :idea: That looks humpable

[Nerwen Telemnar]

:P :?: Know me :D sey ym raed

[Anonymouse]

I still don't get it. Do I know you?

[Nerwen Telemnar]

Nerwen didn't give my indentity away?? hmm

[Anonymouse]

I thought that I know you. Now THAT'S what I'm talking about.

Still no clue as to what you're talking about.

[Anonymouse]

What's Nerwen? Is that like the Shire where Hobbits live? Do people in Nerwen have camel toes?

[Anonymouse]

Shoot me with a poison dart, it's ELVISH!