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Bathroom Experiment
I thought I should share this with all of you since lately my adventures in the bathroom have been very observational/scientific adventures in which I have analyzed details of bathroom behavior. Just today I took a really long wiz and when I was down the bowl had filled with foamy bubbles. It was the most awesome thing in the world. I then ( in my curiosity ), took the air freshener aersol and sprayed it on the piss. MAGICALLY the foam disappeared! HALLELUAH!
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03-29-2004, 11:31 PM
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Ever throw a cue tip in the toilet? This thread has 7 views, so surely people have read it by now and are afraid to jump in.
Come on, it's warm water.
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03-29-2004, 11:35 PM
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Have any of you ever looked at your toothbrush only to see how nasty it looked? The bristles are dirty, and the spectrum of dirt can be seen, as you get to the base of the bristles they appear whiter and finer, but the tips are messy and ruined. Have you ever then decided to take your toothbrush and brush it over the bar soap in an effort to clean it? I did just that today, believe it or not, it worked.
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03-29-2004, 11:37 PM
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You're supposed to change your toothbrush every month, not every decade.
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03-29-2004, 11:42 PM
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I tend to always find a new toothbrush when I go to friends or family. You'd be surprised. If I had my own toothbrushes, I'd lock them up if guests came.
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03-29-2004, 11:47 PM
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By the way, was your piss milky, reddish amber, brownish yellow, green, smoky brown or cloudy? If so, you are in luck! You have a piss disease!
...don't mind me folks, just making the best out of reading my bio lab for piss analysis which I have tomorrow, no joke here. |
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03-29-2004, 11:49 PM
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It was neon green. Get a load of that!
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03-30-2004, 12:20 AM
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03-30-2004, 12:22 AM
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I should sell some of this neon piss to ravers and/or other morons.
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03-30-2004, 10:49 AM
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You can use it to clean your toothbrush.
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03-30-2004, 10:52 AM
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03-30-2004, 11:05 AM
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Anonymouse do you ever pee in the shower?
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03-30-2004, 12:05 PM
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I think when you hold your wee for a while, and then you finally let it out, maybe you cause an increase in the impact of the flow. This, obviously causes air bubbles to appear when the wee mixes with the toilet water. Hmm
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 Have you noticed that as SOON as you step into the shower, you wanna pee. Well, I usually have to exit out of the shower, all wet..looking STUPID, cuz I gotta wee and stuff, then I sit on the toilet, but DAMNIT NOW THE TOILET SEAT IS WET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, after I get off the bowly bowl...and I have to wipe down the seat. THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN OH MY LORD, try wiping when you're wet. The toilet paper gets all wet and torn...so you gotta get a HUGE BUNCH of toilet paper,..oh it's a mess. This reminds me, I have to wee.
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03-30-2004, 12:20 PM
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Violette, do you ever get lost on your way to the bathroom?
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