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  • #71
    Re: SMILE THAT MAKEY YOUR DAY

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    • #72
      Re: SMILE THAT MAKEY YOUR DAY

      5 / 05 / 2016
      «Վիճաբանություն»-հումոր Արցախում, թե ինչու՞ էր Ալիևը կնոջ հետ եկել առաջնագիծ


      «Նոր Ժամանակներ» կուսակացության նախագահ Արամ Կարապետյանը ֆեյսբուքի իր էջում գրել է.

      Արցախում վիճաբանություն էր գնում, թե ինչու՞ Իլհամ Ալիևը կնոջ հետ էր եկել առաջնագիծ: Տարբեր կարծիքներ են հնչում, մեկ էլ մի հատ աշխարհ տեսած բիձա ասում է` Ա՜ ՁԵՐ ԳԼԽԻՆ ՁՅՈւՆ ԳԱ, ՄԱՐԴԸ ԿՆԿԱՆ ԲԵՐԱԼ ԷՐ ԱՐՏԱՍԱՀՄԱՆՆ ԷՐ ՑՈւՅՑ ՏԱԼԻՍ…

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      • #73
        Re: SMILE THAT MAKEY YOUR DAY

        Աբարանցին ու ղարաբաղցին. անեկդոտ՝ առաջնագծից

        2016-05-06

        Ուրեմն, ապարանցի կամավորները գալիս են առաջնագիծ ու հարցնում են ղարաբաղցիներին:

        -Թուրքերը ո՞ր կողմը գնացին:

        -Դեպի հարավ-արևելք,-պատասխանում են ղարաբաղցիները:

        Ապարանցիները մի պահ զարմացած նայում են իրար , ապա թե.

        -Մի փիլիսոփայեք,հա՞, մարդավարի մատով ցույց տվեք...

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        • #74
          Re: SMILE THAT MAKEY YOUR DAY

          08.05.2016

          Ապրիլյան հարձակումից հետո մոտ 40 շուն է անցել շփման գիծը եւ եկել մեր դիրքեր

          Edik Baghdasaryan

          Էսօր առաջնագծում գումարտակի հրամանատարը ասում է, որ մեր ուղղությամբ ապրիլյան հարձակումից հետո մոտ 40 շուն է անցել շփման գիծը եւ եկել մեր դիրքեր։ Կանգնած ենթադրություններ ենք անում, թե ինչից կլինի։ Երկու հիմնական վարկածների վրա կանգնեցինք։ Շները ջոգել են, որ մեր դիքերում ուտելիքը շատ է, երկրորդը, որ կանխազգում են հայերի հարձակումը։ Բայց կարող է նաեւ երկուսը միասին լինի։

          Նյութի աղբյուր՝ https://www.facebook.com/edik.baghda...28?pnref=story

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          • #75
            Re: SMILE THAT MAKEY YOUR DAY

            Are neighbors are children

            Germans to eat 'Erdogan-Burgers' again despite threats
            http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36266108
            "Erdogan-Burgers" will be sold by a restaurant in Cologne again, after closing for three days because of threats by Turkish nationalists.
            General Antranik (1865-1927): “I am not a nationalist. I recognize only one nation, the nation of the oppressed.”

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            • #76
              Re: SMILE THAT MAKEY YOUR DAY

              Turkish MP suggests downing another Russian jet

              11:49, 16 May, 2016

              YEREVAN, MAY 16, ARMENPRESS. MP of Turkey’s ruling AK Party Shamil
              Tayyar suggested downing another Russian jet. Tayyar reacted very
              painfully to the victory of the Russian team over the Turkish
              “Fenerbahce” during the final of the European Basketball League. The
              match ended 101:96 in favor of the Russian team.

              The MP tweeted: “One wants to down another Russian jet”.

              The Russian-Turkish relations deteriorated after the downing of a
              Russian Su-24 jet over Syria, 1 km away from the Turkish border, by
              Turkish forces.

              Vladimir Putin called the incident a “backstabbing”, done by “allies
              of terrorists”.
              General Antranik (1865-1927): “I am not a nationalist. I recognize only one nation, the nation of the oppressed.”

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              • #77
                Re: SMILE THAT MAKEY YOUR DAY

                Ֆինանսական կարողությունը
                Սերժ Սարգսյան - Վիքիպեդիա
                https://hy.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D5%8D%D5%A5%D6%80%D5%AA_%D5%8D%D5%A1%D6%80%D5%A3%D5%BD%D5%B5%D5%A1%D5%B6


                Համաձայն գույքի և եկամուտների հայտարարագրի, 2014 թվականին Սերժ Սարգսյանի տարեկան եկամուտը կազմել է 20 միլիոն 164 հազար դրամ, որից նրա աշխատավարձը կազմում է 10 միլիոն 111 հազ. դրամ, իսկ 10 միլիոն 52 հազ. դրամը հայտարարագրված է, որպես փոխառություններից ստացած եկամուտ։ 2014 թվականի սկզբին Սերժ Սարգսյանի դրամական միջոցները կազմել են 129 միլիոն 400 հազ. դրամ, իսկ տարվա վերջում՝ 114 միլիոն 100 հազ. դրամ[6]։

                Համաձայն ՀՀ նախագահի 2013 թ. ընտրություններից առաջ ունեցվածքի մասին հայտարարագրի, Սերժ Սարգսյանն ընդհանուր բաժնային սեփականության իրավունքով սեփականատեր է Ստեփանակերտում գտնվող 96 քմ մակերեսով շենք-շինության։ Նա ունի նաև 1992 թվականի արտադրության «Միցուբիշի Մոնտերո» ավտոմեքենա, ինչպես նաև 18-20-րդ դարի հին իրեր՝ արձանիկներ, քանդակներ, կտավների հավաքածու Խանջյանի, Սարյանի, Հակոբյանի, Գյուրջյանի, Բաշինջաղյանի, Մինասի, Երվանդ Քոչարի, Կոջոյանի հեղինակած գործերից[7]։

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                • #78
                  Re: SMILE THAT MAKEY YOUR DAY



                  A Saudi Ambassador has likened the using of cluster bombs in Yemen to beating your wife.

                  When asked by an activist whether Saudi Arabia will continue using cluster weapons in Yemen, the ambassador responds:

                  "This is a question like did you stop beating your wife?" He then proceeds to laugh.

                  Saudi Arabia is known to be the most repressive state towards its women where they cannot even drive cars.

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                  • #79
                    Re: SMILE THAT MAKEY YOUR DAY

                    Cuba offers rum to pay off $276m Czech debt
                    bbc

                    Cuban rum is a popular tipple in the Czech Republic

                    Cuba has come up with an unusual way to repay its multimillion dollar debt to the Czech Republic - bottles of its famous rum, officials in Prague say.
                    The Czech finance ministry said Havana had raised this possibility during recent negotiations on the issue.
                    Cuba owes the Czech authorities $276m (£222m), and if the offer is accepted the Czechs would have enough Cuban rum for more than a century.
                    However, Prague said it preferred to get at least some of the money in cash.
                    Havana's debt dates back from the Cold War era - when Cuba and what was at the time Czechoslovakia were part of the communist bloc.
                    Cuba now does not have much money but it does have lots of rum - hence this unusual proposal, says the BBC's Rob Cameron in Prague.
                    The Czech finance ministry said repayment was possible either with rum or pharmaceutical drugs.
                    But Cuban drugs lack EU certification, so repayment with a more traditional medicine - popular in the Czech Republic - may be easier to arrange, our correspondent adds.

                    =====
                    NB: Interesting to remind that Havana Club was handed to capitalist Pernod Ricard from France, just as our Ararat, back decades ago....
                    Yet in some way, the cubans seem to have at their disposal part of the output, contrary to our government.

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                    • #80
                      Re: SMILE THAT MAKEY YOUR DAY

                      Turkey cafe boss held for Erdogan 'tea insult'
                      bbc

                      The boss of a cafeteria at a Turkish opposition newspaper has been detained after saying he would refuse to serve tea to President Recep Tayyip Erdogan.
                      Senol Buran, cafeteria head at Cumhuriyet, was remanded accused of insulting the president. He denies the refusal was an insult, his lawyer said.

                      Turkey has cracked down on dissent since a failed coup in July.

                      Cumhuriyet staff have been among tens of thousands of people detained, suspended or sacked.

                      The newspaper is one of few to have taken an anti-Erdogan line.

                      Mr Buran was on his way to work on 24 December when he found roads were closed as part of security measures for a speech being given by Mr Erdogan.
                      Mr Buran told police officers: "I would not serve that man a cup of tea."

                      Cumhuriyet is one of few newspapers to have taken an anti-Erdogan line
                      A judge at the Istanbul criminal court jailed Mr Buran pending a trial.

                      Insulting the president can carry a four-year jail term.

                      Last month, 10 Cumhuriyet staff members were jailed pending trial, suspected of giving support to Kurdish militants and the US-based cleric Fethullah Gulen, who Turkey blames for masterminding the failed coup attempt.

                      Its former editor-in-chief, Can Dundar, fled to Germany this year pending appeal against a jail sentence.

                      Mr Erdogan's critics have accused him of severely curtailing freedom of speech since the coup attempt, with more than 100,000 people sacked or suspended.
                      His supporters regard him as a strong leader who has been the driving force behind an economic boom.

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