Sunday, January 23, 2005
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FROM THE DIARY OF A FOOL
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Once upon a time I was a fool. Since I think I am no longer a fool, I must be a worse fool.
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It is written: "At the beginning was the word."
It is also written: "You cannot cook pilaf with words."
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Writing consists in fighting a forest fire on a windy day with only a thimbleful of water.
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A successful politician must pretend at all times and everywhere to know better even after reality has proven his knowledge to be worse than ignorance.
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Which is where God comes in. If you believe in God, you can always identify yourself as an instrument of His will. For faith has the magic power of allowing you to serve the devil with the certainty that God is your only master.
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According to a Muslim pundit in our paper this morning, polygamy is better than divorce. This pundit should be punished by marrying a wife with more than one husband, be suspected of infidelity and stoned to death by a mob of angry women.
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Monday, January 24, 2005
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MAXIMS AND REFLECTIONS
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We live in a world where fools are more assertive in sharing their ignorance than the wise in sharing their knowledge.
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An inability to entertain new thoughts and an unwillingness to share power: the two factors that go into the making of a fascist personality.
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If Moses were to testify in a court of law today, his decalogue would be inadmissible because based on hearsay.
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Trying to be popular: I can't imagine anything more repellent.
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He who has not yet achieved mediocrity should not aim at excellence.
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Not to have rejected everything you were taught as a child means to continue to think not with your own but with someone else's thoughts.
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Imagine two worms in the middle of nowhere killing each other to save the honor of a man they have not seen: religious wars.
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Tuesday, January 25, 2005
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FROM MY NOTEBOOKS
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Only after you agree to disagree you may engage in dialogue; and only after you engage in dialogue you may compromise and reach a consensus, which does not mean agreement but consent to work together. Why is it that after 2000 years of countless conflicts, internecine feuds, defeats, and disasters, we have not yet learned this fundamental principle and simple rule of civilized conduct?
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The irony here is that, the more patriotic the Armenian, the more intransigent and uncompromising (that is to say, Ottoman) his stance.
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I read the following headline in our paper this morning: "Activists Call Ban on Pit Bulls 'Canine Genocide'." And to think that Turks plead not guilty to the crime of genocide because we abuse the word.
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How to explain the fact that our literature so far has had no discernible effect on our political leadership? Is it because "To educate fools is folly?" If you have a better theory, please let me know.
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A pervert is also someone who perverts the meaning of what he reads.
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It's easy to have all the answers if you have not yet begun asking the right questions.
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Wednesday, January 26, 2005
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NOTES / COMMENTS
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There are those who think being a good Armenian consists in exposing Turkish crimes and covering up our own blunders. But to refuse to acknowledge any degree of responsibility in our destiny as a nation is to imply we are no better than herbivores seeking justice in a jungle ruled by carnivores - a dead end situation, if there ever was one.
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My twin ambitions as an Armenian writer: to avoid starvation in life and hell in death. As for Siberian exile: compared to where I live, Siberia would probably be an improvement.
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Because I write what I think, I am insulted by readers who think (if you will forgive the overstatement) recycling chauvinist crapola qualifies as thinking.
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Words are cheap, I am reminded once in a while, and that if I want to be of any use to anyone I should go to Armenia and fight for the underdog. But I have every reason to suspect if I ever go to Armenia, all I will accomplish is add another underdog to the already existing number of underdogs there.
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********************************
FROM THE DIARY OF A FOOL
**************************************
Once upon a time I was a fool. Since I think I am no longer a fool, I must be a worse fool.
*
It is written: "At the beginning was the word."
It is also written: "You cannot cook pilaf with words."
*
Writing consists in fighting a forest fire on a windy day with only a thimbleful of water.
*
A successful politician must pretend at all times and everywhere to know better even after reality has proven his knowledge to be worse than ignorance.
*
Which is where God comes in. If you believe in God, you can always identify yourself as an instrument of His will. For faith has the magic power of allowing you to serve the devil with the certainty that God is your only master.
*
According to a Muslim pundit in our paper this morning, polygamy is better than divorce. This pundit should be punished by marrying a wife with more than one husband, be suspected of infidelity and stoned to death by a mob of angry women.
#
Monday, January 24, 2005
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MAXIMS AND REFLECTIONS
****************************************
We live in a world where fools are more assertive in sharing their ignorance than the wise in sharing their knowledge.
*
An inability to entertain new thoughts and an unwillingness to share power: the two factors that go into the making of a fascist personality.
*
If Moses were to testify in a court of law today, his decalogue would be inadmissible because based on hearsay.
*
Trying to be popular: I can't imagine anything more repellent.
*
He who has not yet achieved mediocrity should not aim at excellence.
*
Not to have rejected everything you were taught as a child means to continue to think not with your own but with someone else's thoughts.
*
Imagine two worms in the middle of nowhere killing each other to save the honor of a man they have not seen: religious wars.
#
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
**********************************
FROM MY NOTEBOOKS
**********************************
Only after you agree to disagree you may engage in dialogue; and only after you engage in dialogue you may compromise and reach a consensus, which does not mean agreement but consent to work together. Why is it that after 2000 years of countless conflicts, internecine feuds, defeats, and disasters, we have not yet learned this fundamental principle and simple rule of civilized conduct?
*
The irony here is that, the more patriotic the Armenian, the more intransigent and uncompromising (that is to say, Ottoman) his stance.
*
I read the following headline in our paper this morning: "Activists Call Ban on Pit Bulls 'Canine Genocide'." And to think that Turks plead not guilty to the crime of genocide because we abuse the word.
*
How to explain the fact that our literature so far has had no discernible effect on our political leadership? Is it because "To educate fools is folly?" If you have a better theory, please let me know.
*
A pervert is also someone who perverts the meaning of what he reads.
*
It's easy to have all the answers if you have not yet begun asking the right questions.
#
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
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NOTES / COMMENTS
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There are those who think being a good Armenian consists in exposing Turkish crimes and covering up our own blunders. But to refuse to acknowledge any degree of responsibility in our destiny as a nation is to imply we are no better than herbivores seeking justice in a jungle ruled by carnivores - a dead end situation, if there ever was one.
*
My twin ambitions as an Armenian writer: to avoid starvation in life and hell in death. As for Siberian exile: compared to where I live, Siberia would probably be an improvement.
*
Because I write what I think, I am insulted by readers who think (if you will forgive the overstatement) recycling chauvinist crapola qualifies as thinking.
*
Words are cheap, I am reminded once in a while, and that if I want to be of any use to anyone I should go to Armenia and fight for the underdog. But I have every reason to suspect if I ever go to Armenia, all I will accomplish is add another underdog to the already existing number of underdogs there.
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