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  • The Armenian Test

    This is just a joke scoring "low" doesn't make you any less of an Armenian

    (My mate made this a while ago so this isn't mine)

    Take this self scoring test and find out!
    Give yourself one point for each "yes" you give to the following statements:

    1. You have at least one Persian rug or crocheted tablecloth.
    2. You frequently use expressions like "oaf, eeh, and eyaah."
    3. You talk with your hands when you're on the phone.
    4. You have at least one inlaid tavli board in your closet.
    5. You have philo dough, string cheese or See's candy in your freezer.
    6. You think Fresno is the capital of California.
    7. You get five o'clock shadow at two-thirty. (men)
    8. You serve hummus and tabbouleh with your taco chips.
    9. You don't buy anything unless you can get it for at least 50%off.
    10. You have at least one fruit tree and a patch of cilantro growing in your back yard.
    11. You save string and toothpicks from restaurants.
    12. You think a "chinook" is a shelf to display your teapots.
    13. You have a crock of clarified butter under your sink.
    14. You have a picture of Mt. Ararat hanging in your garage.
    15. You have a jar of tuttu in your refrigerator or a box of Uncle Ben's converted rice in your pantry.
    16. You think the Star Trek Kardasians are an ancient Armeniantribe.
    17. You shovel food on other people's plates when they aren'tlooking
    18. You think pilaf is one of the four food groups.
    19. You know a female named Anni or a male named Koko.

    Super bonus points:
    1. Add two points if you've ever told anyone that former California Governor George Deukmejian was a relative.
    2. Add two points if you have a video tape of old "Mannix" reruns.
    3. Add five points if you have a recording of Charles Aznavour.

    Interpreting your score:
    0-5 points: Let's face it, you're not an Armenian.
    6-10 points: You probably know a lot of Armenians or are married to one.
    11-15 points: Chances are extremely high that you're Armenian.
    15-20 or more: There's no doubt about it, you'll never fool anyone.You're probably planning a trip to the old country right now.
    Last edited by xcelr8Armo; 07-13-2008, 09:24 PM.

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    Re: The Armenian Test

    nice questions...

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    • #3
      Re: The Armenian Test

      0-5 points: Let's face it, you're not an Armenian.
      I fell in this category. Those are some funny questions. Heh.
      Positive vibes, positive taught

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      • #4
        Re: The Armenian Test

        Originally posted by xcelr8Armo View Post
        This is just a joke scoring "low" doesn't make you any less of an Armenian

        (My mate made this a while ago so this isn't mine)

        Take this self scoring test and find out!
        Give yourself one point for each "yes" you give to the following statements:

        1. You have at least one Persian rug or crocheted tablecloth.
        2. You frequently use expressions like "oaf, eeh, and eyaah."
        3. You talk with your hands when you're on the phone.
        4. You have at least one inlaid tavli board in your closet.
        5. You have philo dough, string cheese or See's candy in your freezer.
        6. You think Fresno is the capital of California.
        7. You get five o'clock shadow at two-thirty. (men)
        8. You serve hummus and tabbouleh with your taco chips.
        9. You don't buy anything unless you can get it for at least 50%off.
        10. You have at least one fruit tree and a patch of cilantro growing in your back yard.
        11. You save string and toothpicks from restaurants.
        12. You think a "chinook" is a shelf to display your teapots.
        13. You have a crock of clarified butter under your sink.
        14. You have a picture of Mt. Ararat hanging in your garage.
        15. You have a jar of tuttu in your refrigerator or a box of Uncle Ben's converted rice in your pantry.
        16. You think the Star Trek Kardasians are an ancient Armeniantribe.
        17. You shovel food on other people's plates when they aren'tlooking
        18. You think pilaf is one of the four food groups.

        Super bonus points:
        1. Add two points if you've ever told anyone that former California Governor George Deukmejian was a relative.
        2. Add two points if you have a video tape of old "Mannix" reruns.
        3. Add five points if you have a recording of Charles Aznavour.

        Interpreting your score:
        0-5 points: Let's face it, you're not an Armenian.
        6-10 points: You probably know a lot of Armenians or are married to one.
        11-15 points: Chances are extremely high that you're Armenian.
        15-20 or more: There's no doubt about it, you'll never fool anyone.You're probably planning a trip to the old country right now.
        While most of these only apply to American Armenians of Turk occupied Armenia origin, let's see how many of you:

        1. Use yoghurt as THE dip for potato chips.

        2. Eat French fries (they're actually Belgian!) with rice.

        (I am crazy for both, but when you tell this to Europeans their jaws drop and they think you are nuts).

        I could go on with some Iranian Armenian exclusive dishes modeled on Iranian dishes, which Iranians themselves do not know of, but I guess the two above are common among Armenians and some other Middle-Eastern peoples.

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        • #5
          Re: The Armenian Test

          Originally posted by meline


          To be honest, I pour yoghurt mixed with garlic and dill over my BELGIAN fries.
          Kind of Schawarma/Gyros (Pitta in Belgium!) * sauce I'd say

          *Döner for our Turkish "friends", in case they nag at us not mentioning their part in human civilization.

          P.S. This thread is getting dangerously delicious.

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          • #6
            Re: The Armenian Test

            Man you guys are making me hungry!

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            • #7
              Re: The Armenian Test

              Originally posted by PepsiAddict View Post
              0-5 points: Let's face it, you're not an Armenian.
              I fell in this category. Those are some funny questions. Heh.
              lol its cool :P

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              • #8
                Re: The Armenian Test

                Im still an Armenian at heart heh.
                Positive vibes, positive taught

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                • #9
                  Re: The Armenian Test

                  Originally posted by PepsiAddict View Post
                  Im still an Armenian at heart heh.
                  yeah of course this is just a joke and for fun.

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                  • #10
                    Re: The Armenian Test

                    Originally posted by PepsiAddict View Post
                    0-5 points: Let's face it, you're not an Armenian.
                    I fell in this category. Those are some funny questions. Heh.
                    I am starting to see through your sarcasm buddy....
                    Anyways, you are not alone. I fell too. W/E that means..

                    Originally posted by PepsiAddict View Post
                    Im still an Armenian at heart heh.
                    IMO, More than some others in here.

                    Originally posted by Hellektor View Post
                    Kind of Schawarma/Gyros (Pitta in Belgium!) * sauce I'd say

                    *Döner for our Turkish "friends", in case they nag at us not mentioning their part in human civilization.
                    P.S. This thread is getting dangerously delicious.
                    Laughing and drooling.

                    I use Mayo, Yogurt and a small amount of boiled potato in my garlic for a fries dip.
                    Last edited by TXMENIAN; 07-11-2008, 11:21 PM.

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