Armenian Folk stories

[The Abyss]

Re: Armenian Folk stories

Crissy don't hold anything off.......

[karoaper]

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Karoaper i think you'll like this joke about Abarantsi, it goes like this:

One day an Abarantsi has a new born child, and he decides to name him Hrom (aka Rome), now everybody in the village askes him why the heck you want to name your child Hrom.
Well he answers, so that whenever I'm walking down the street everybody will tell, here comes "Hrom-i Babe" (aka POPE)

hehe, cute.

[karoaper]

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hehe, cute.

I've got another.

A guy is passing by and sees three Aparancis standing on each other's shoulders next to a tall box. The one on top is holding a measuring stick and measuring the height of the of box. The guy says "Hey why don't you tip the box and measure it that way". The third Aparanci answers "Idiot, we're trying to measure the height, not the length".

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An abarantci buys a pack of cigarettes.

He takes 2 out and throws them on the ground.

Why?

TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE LIGHER. HA.

[One-Way]

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^ We all know you need to take about 5-6 to make room for a lighter.

Just kidding, lol. All of these were amusing.

[Crissy]

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Crissy don't hold anything off.......

Oh I don't know, most jokes I know are rude. But here is one...

Aparantsin kozhi kurtkov sevanum loxanuma. Mi antsort iran asuma, "ay enger, inchu es kurtkov loxanum?" Aparantsin patasxanuma "chem loxanum aper, kurtkesem lvanum" Antsorte asuma "lvatski mekenayov portsi" Aparantsin patasxanuma "Portsetsi baits gluxes ferrats"

Oh and as of jokes from where my grandfather was from? Don't even know probably some village in Iran, my grandmother was born in Stavrapol so I don't know any jokes from there either. I'll just stick to the Aparantsies

[karoaper]

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Oh I don't know, most jokes I know are rude. But here is one...

Aparantsin kozhi kurtkov sevanum loxanuma. Mi antsort iran asuma, "ay enger, inchu es kurtkov loxanum?" Aparantsin patasxanuma "chem loxanum aper, kurtkesem lvanum" Antsorte asuma "lvatski mekenayov portsi" Aparantsin patasxanuma "Portsetsi baits gluxes ferrats"

Oh and as of jokes from where my grandfather was from? Don't even know probably some village in Iran, my grandmother was born in Stavrapol so I don't know any jokes from there either. I'll just stick to the Aparantsies

Are we all adults here?
If yes, I'll tell a kinda dirty aparanci joke?

[Crissy]

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I don't mind, go for it, but wasn't sure if I should be posting something rude. by the way, shouldn't this be in the Humour/jokes section??

[karoaper]

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I don't mind, go for it, but wasn't sure if I should be posting something rude. by the way, shouldn't this be in the Humour/jokes section??

Erku tat nstats bambasumen. Mek@ asuma "Hima mi hat ban asem, baic bernumt kpahes". "Mer giughi ghekavari tghu antam@ ai eskana". Mius@ asuma "Ia ba da bernum pahelu ban er vo asir".

[Crissy]

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LOOOOOL that was a good one. hadn't heard it before.