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    Turkish Joke

    On this forum quite everything, relevant or irrevelant, is allowed as long as it slanders, denigrates, insults, and humiliates Turks and Turkey. Therefore I am taking the liberty of sharing a joke with you, which I found quite funny despite its racist (anti-Turkish) tone.

    And hope that it won’t serve as an Turk-bashing excuse for some Armenian ‘Turkloving’ forum members. Yeah yeah we are homourless, merciless, self-righteous barbarians, and soon get that SOAB who invented the joke


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    A German, an Italian, and a Turk were traveling in a train, first class. They were all wealthy businessmen, and met for lunch in the restaurant compartment.

    Eager to show off, the Italian businessmen ordered spaghetti a la carbonara, he ate half of it, and the rest he tossed out of the window. When the German and the Turk inquired about this strange behavior, the Italian responded “We have so much spaghetti, so I didn’t bother to finish my plate”

    Being at least as eager to show of as his German colleague, the Turkish businessman ordered Doner Kebab, ate half of it, and tossed the remaining part out of the window as well. When his German and Italian colleagues became curious, he responded “We literally surrounded by a Doner Kebap, so why bother with the entire portion?”

    Then, the German businessmen stood up and threw his Turkish colleague out of the window.

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    Originally posted by Vogelgrippe
    On this forum quite everything, relevant or irrevelant, is allowed as long as it slanders, denigrates, insults, and humiliates Turks and Turkey. Therefore I am taking the liberty of sharing a joke with you, which I found quite funny despite its racist (anti-Turkish) tone.

    And hope that it won’t serve as an Turk-bashing excuse for some Armenian ‘Turkloving’ forum members. Yeah yeah we are homourless, merciless, self-righteous barbarians, and soon get that SOAB who invented the joke


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    A German, an Italian, and a Turk were traveling in a train, first class. They were all wealthy businessmen, and met for lunch in the restaurant compartment.

    Eager to show off, the Italian businessmen ordered spaghetti a la carbonara, he ate half of it, and the rest he tossed out of the window. When the German and the Turk inquired about this strange behavior, the Italian responded “We have so much spaghetti, so I didn’t bother to finish my plate”

    Being at least as eager to show of as his German colleague, the Turkish businessman ordered Doner Kebab, ate half of it, and tossed the remaining part out of the window as well. When his German and Italian colleagues became curious, he responded “We literally surrounded by a Doner Kebap, so why bother with the entire portion?”

    Then, the German businessmen stood up and threw his Turkish colleague out of the window.

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    Ouch! I'm glad you have a sense of humor.
    General Antranik (1865-1927): “I am not a nationalist. I recognize only one nation, the nation of the oppressed.”

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    • #3
      A bit further along the track the train compartment got so hot that the Italian opened the train window for some fresh cool air and a fly comes buzzing in. The Italian suddenly takes his sword out and chops the fly in two in mid air. Grinning with pride he gives the other two his card written "Italy's most famous swordman". Willing to show his own skills the German also lets a fly in and as soon as the fly is inside he shoots it with a single bullet. His card boasts of him as "Germany's most famous gunman". The Turk, eager to show his own trade opens the window to let a fly in upon which he takes out a knife and thrusts it left and right around the fly. But the fly is still flying. Among the humiliating laughters of the Italian and the German the Turk grinning with pride gives the other two his card written "Turkey's most famous circumciser".

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      • #4
        Hoja nasreddin

        Hoja was telling a friend a peculiarity he noticed in Aksehir where he lives,He says all the rocks in this town are tied down
        but the dogs they run free!
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        "All truth passes through three stages:
        First, it is ridiculed;
        Second, it is violently opposed; and
        Third, it is accepted as self-evident."

        Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)

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        • #5
          This one gives a nice idea about cultures of, and prejudices about, countries.

          Cows and Capitalism
          In the U.S: You have two cows. You sell one of them at the cattle market, and buy a bull. You breed the two, and eventually end up with a small farm.

          In Britain: You have two cows. Both are mad.

          In France: You have two cows. But you were supposed to have four at the first place. To protest this injustice, you cull the cows, and strike.

          In Germany: You have two cows. You have to obtain zillions of certificates, authorizations and documents before you can do anything with them. Meanwhile, they grow old and die.

          In Russia: You have two cows. You count them again, and you have seven. You have another shot of vodka, do the recount, and have five cows this time.

          In India: You have two cows. You worship them.

          In Turkey: You have two cows. You go to the cattle market in order to trade one of the cows for a bull. Because you believe to have found a bargain, you trade both of your cows for two bulls. Back home, you realize your mistake, but now you have to trade more than one bull in order to get back one of the cows. You declare bankruptcy and ask for state subsidy.

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          • #6
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Vogelgrippe
              This one gives a nice idea about cultures of, and prejudices about, countries.

              Cows and Capitalism
              In the U.S: You have two cows. You sell one of them at the cattle market, and buy a bull. You breed the two, and eventually end up with a small farm.

              In Britain: You have two cows. Both are mad.

              In France: You have two cows. But you were supposed to have four at the first place. To protest this injustice, you cull the cows, and strike.

              In Germany: You have two cows. You have to obtain zillions of certificates, authorizations and documents before you can do anything with them. Meanwhile, they grow old and die.

              In Russia: You have two cows. You count them again, and you have seven. You have another shot of vodka, do the recount, and have five cows this time.

              In India: You have two cows. You worship them.

              In Turkey: You have two cows. You go to the cattle market in order to trade one of the cows for a bull. Because you believe to have found a bargain, you trade both of your cows for two bulls. Back home, you realize your mistake, but now you have to trade more than one bull in order to get back one of the cows. You declare bankruptcy and ask for state subsidy.
              HAHAHAHA Good one!
              General Antranik (1865-1927): “I am not a nationalist. I recognize only one nation, the nation of the oppressed.”

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              • #8
                Sorry you guys, I don't think it's appropriate to have a joke thread in a genocide forum. I'm not gonna delete the thread, I will just close it.

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