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Re: Santa
Nobody means the actual St. Nicholas, he's dead.
They mean the evil, child molesting* Zombie* with satanic powers* who has throngs of enslaved midgets* working for him.
*Child molester-More kids sit on this guys lap than Michael Jackson. They get toys for sitting in his lap, and the guy is such a perv that he's always watching(he knows if you are sleeping/awake). He even breaks into your house while sleeping
*Zombie-He's undead, which is why he's not dead, and since he's dead he can't feel the sheer pain from the weather of the North Pole
*Satanic Powers-He's undead, can levitate his fat a**, 8 reindeers, and a sled full of toys for all the childern of the world, and he can travel at warp speed, and transform himself into a skinnier self to fit down chimneys.
*Has throngs of enslaved midgets working for him under the guise of elves so he can have toys to buy lap dances from kids
Originally posted by jgk3
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They mean the evil, child molesting* Zombie* with satanic powers* who has throngs of enslaved midgets* working for him.
*Child molester-More kids sit on this guys lap than Michael Jackson. They get toys for sitting in his lap, and the guy is such a perv that he's always watching(he knows if you are sleeping/awake). He even breaks into your house while sleeping
*Zombie-He's undead, which is why he's not dead, and since he's dead he can't feel the sheer pain from the weather of the North Pole
*Satanic Powers-He's undead, can levitate his fat a**, 8 reindeers, and a sled full of toys for all the childern of the world, and he can travel at warp speed, and transform himself into a skinnier self to fit down chimneys.
*Has throngs of enslaved midgets working for him under the guise of elves so he can have toys to buy lap dances from kids
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