Pet Peeves

[sSsflamesSs]

Originally posted by Aphrodit3 When you're taking a test and someone is constantly sniffling and you can hear the boogies being sucked back into the nose just as it's about to drip out. I don't want to hear you manipulating your bodily fluids. Instead of focusing on my test, I have this constant urge to turn around and hand them a tissue.
I've had to deal with a lot of this recently...grrrr!

Well I seriously have a constant urge to turn around and stab them with my pen, but due to the possible consequences, I don't.

[patlajan]

Scumbags at the post office with no self control that fuss and fuss instead waiting their damn turn on line.

[violette829]

DMV Employees who look at u like u have just killed their favorite pet with a sharp blow in the head with a 10 lb shovel....I hate those psychos!

[anileve]

I hate people who are always green with envy! Sort of like when you see them you just know that jealousy is the eternal state of their mind! It's like they eat envy sandwiches for lunch and go to the Jealousy movie theatre, and play with "envy" barby dolls, and always use CK's Envy parfume or cologne. And when they get up "envy" just trails behind them leaving green jealous gaseous masses that just evaporate in the air leaving a very jealous aftertaste!

Jealousy by ckNone...It's for the eternal envy in you....you...you...you *echo* (visual: a model who needs to be fed through a straw since her skin seems like it's going to suck her in, running around the beach with envy green clouds). It's faaabulous!

[Arvestaked]

Yes I hate those damn envious people.
Always knocking on my door.


Hehe. What's funny is, I wear a cologne called Envy and now I feel bad for it.

[anileve]

Originally posted by Arvestaked Yes I hate those damn envious people.
Always knocking on my door.


Hehe. What's funny is, I wear a cologne called Envy and now I feel bad for it.

Hmmm, I would recommend a bootleg of that cologne which is completely equipped with the same floral and woody notes of "ENVY" yet it exempt from the formation of the green gaseous material that "ENVY" tends to extract.

It is called "EnMe" by Anileve & Co., guaranteed to give you a feeling of how ecstatic it is to be me!

This message is brought to you by www.datejesus.com where the wine is made with especially fresh blood preservatives.)

[fIReBuRntInHeLL]

Originally posted by Arvestaked Yes I hate those damn envious people.
Always knocking on my door.


Hehe. What's funny is, I wear a cologne called Envy and now I feel bad for it.

Correction: is Envy by Gucci
not CK and I love that perfume