Actual Signs

[jahannam]

Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

Boyne Falls, Michigan, U.S. 131
Do not pass while opposing traffic present.

Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho
Warning to tourists: don't laugh at the natives.

Unknown Location
The sign reads, "Ignore this sign".

University of Saskatchewan, in Saskatoon
Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed)

Sheriff's Dept., Warrden County, IN
At entrance to jail a sign reads, "No weapons beyond this point". Message is also written in brail underneath.

Unknown Location
A sign indicates a left bend in the road. Underneath is a sign stating "Keep Right".

Rim Drive, Durango, CO
Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign

Unknown Road, Clemson, SC Caution water on road during rain.

[loseyourname]

Highway 3 in East Rutherford, NJ - just past the Meadowlands:

There's a marker for mile 0; twenty feet down the road, a marker for mile 8.

Dana Point, while construction was being done on the Oceanography Center:

"Temporarily No Pubic Access" - pretty sure that one was a misprint.

Just outside of Charles Town, WV:

"Attractions: Charles Town Races, Wendy's"

On the I-40 in Tennessee, near the NC border, there's a sign for a "Frozen Head State Park."

Route 66, in the California desert, there's a sign for a town called West Goffs. The only things there are a couple of port-a-poddies.

Just outside of the Holland Tunnel on the NJ side:

"Welcome to Jersey City, America's Golden Door" - if you've ever been there, you understand why that's so funny.

On the I-40 in Arkansas there's a sign for a "Toadsuck State Park."

I'm sure I'll think of more that I've seen later.

[loseyourname]

This isn't a sign, but in Gideon, TX there's a 400-foot tall cross that can be seen from 20 miles away on a clear day. It's supposedly the largest cross in the world and it's easily one of the most ominous things I've ever seen out on the road. It can be seen from the I-40 or from Route 66.

[loseyourname]

Seen on an F-250 in La Mirada, CA:

No, stupid, xxxxxes - trucks are for boys.

[patlajan]

[Emil]

Not a sign, but on the back of a motorcycle riders t-shirt: If you can read this, then the xxxxx fell off.

[loseyourname]

At a bar in Burkittesville? Maryland:

If you can read this, order another drink.