The Law

[xBaron Dants]

Originally posted by SexyAries LOL ya but you look better than Bob whatshisface. HAHA Maybe you had a little too much to drink?

Nah, it was still early in the night, and I was the designated driver until 10 o'clock. It was actually the first time I drove long distances, and the roads were frooooooooozen. And my mom was too lazy to drive (as we had to bring people over) so she said that she trusted me. Haha, good old fake parental trust.

[SexyAries]

Haha i've had many nights of that, but my dad usually gets drunk and tells me oh i trust you sweety go ahead and drive! Ya right, he would trust a cow to drive as long as he got home!

[xBaron Dants]

Oh, and to keep this thread relevant to the topic, let us remind our fellow forumers that it is against THE LAW to drink and drive.

[SagGal]

Originally posted by Baron Dants Oh, and to keep this thread relevant to the topic, let us remind our fellow forumers that it is against THE LAW to drink and drive.

lol. i was thinking that u guys were getting off topic, but baron brought it back, so it worked out quite well.

[xBaron Dants]

Originally posted by SagGal lol. i was thinking that u guys were getting off topic, but baron brought it back, so it worked out quite well.

Now you're getting off-topic! Quick, say something relevant or it will be ILLEGAL !

Phew, safe again!

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by Baron Dants Haha. This reminds me of the movie Bad Santa with that hillbilly of a Billy Bob Thornton.

The pic was taken 364 days ago (new years 2002-2003), so maybe I HAD just said "HO HO HO Merry Christmas!"

xxxx happens when you party naked. Hohoho. I felt soooo bad for the little kid in that movie. Hey Baron, you wanna sandwich? lol.

P.S. Patlajan you look like what I thought you'd look like. I knew a guy named Eric who was quite a smartass, like you (I say that in an endearing sort of way....), you look like him.

Oh right... the law?

Here's a law all the way from Switzerland that I'm sure gets broken all the time...

A man may not relieve himself while standing up, after 10 P.M.

[SexyAries]

Oh yes it is as long as it is proven! you can get away with anything as long as you have a good lawyer!
Good lawyer = ethically unmoral bastard

HAHA i got this christmas card with a picture of a little girl sitting on santa's lap and there is a little bubble for the girl talking that says:
And if i dont get everything on my list, my lawyer will be in touch with your lawyer about a little legal issue we call "breach of contract" lol

[xBaron Dants]

Originally posted by ckBejug xxxx happens when you party naked. Hohoho. I felt soooo bad for the little kid in that movie. Hey Baron, you wanna sandwich? lol.

Haha, that kid was too adorable. Thank God they wiped the snot off his face after the first few scenes. And all that blood he lost because he was making a wooden pickle for Santa. Haha, a wooden pickle..

And I'm sure he made some pretty good sandwiches too.

Am I the only one who thinks that the ending of the movie didn't really make sense?



P.S. Is it ILLEGAL to talk with such a language around all those kids?

[ckBejug]

Yeah the language was bit bit much but don't you think Billy Bob pays a great sleazeball drunkard loser (Bad Santa) and also a great president of the U.S. (Love, Actually)... Kindof reminds me of our own president. hehe. Sorry Surfer!

The ending of the movie made sense to me... What don't you get??

[SexyAries]

In some places it is illegal to use profanity in public, especially around children.