Just Say It!!!

[Xpeed]

School is starting tomorrow, if I can get into the class.

[PASAMONSTER]

I got so much suppressed inside me, and i'm guessing its because of the pain, not to mention that i might see with only one eye, that the xxxx is coming out.

I am human after all, so i'm a little cold hearted, that comes from all the pain and suffering i went through


eyyy hows this online met boyfriend working out?
does this xxxx really work?\

Maybe i should be a little less nicer and more rabiz old school axchi hele ari ste type

[PASAMONSTER]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
damn i never knew eyeballs could be so painful

[xBaron Dants]

You know, I liked your picture. You looked like you could be my cousin.

And good luck with the eye thing. Haradevootyoon yev hamperootyoon

[SexyAries]

Its all about Civil Law suits, personal injury and junk, and how to prepare for it and what motions to use and discovery methods! Its complicating there are so many freaking legal terms to know. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Im tired. By the way, the b/f thing worked pretty good, we are getting along so far and he thinks he loves me! so i guess its good, i hope i dont xxxx up!

[PASAMONSTER]

you'll do great

i believe in you for as much as my belief counts

[PASAMONSTER]

personal injury huh

your honor may the council approach the bench


i'd like the lotion umm i mean motion stricken from the record


my client suffers not only from physical injuries caused by the deffendant but by emotional and psycological injuries as well.

the lude act performed by the defendant has forever etched itself in the mind my client, she can no longer have sexual concourse with men below the standard set by the defendant.

my client is emotionally scared for life, not to mention that she will ...... yadda yadda yaddda

motion....
motion lotion


screw the judge and the jury, but use vaseline so they'll think that you ment for it to be good for them.

[SexyAries]

Thanx for the support!! Oh God do i need it!

LOL, i didnt get what you ment but ya it made me laugh anyway!

[PASAMONSTER]

heres a good joke.


this lawyer gets a prostitute and after the sex he only pays her half of what was agreed.
she tells him that she will sue him and he laughs it off.

wouldn't you know it he recieves a subpena a week later
the plaintif is suing for money due for renting property.

the lawyer plays her game and counters with
all the rent wasn't paid because the property wasn't as it was advertised, infact in the middle of the property there was a large well, and some shrubbery that was overgrown.
and the renter did some improvements to the property such as erecting a pump and adding rocks around the well.

she answers with:
yes that is true but while vacating the property the rentor huridly dragged the rocks through the shrubbery damaging it, and while hastely removing the pump he left the whole much bigger then it was and a hazard for children to fall in it.

that said she won the case and awarded $50.

[jahannam]

this is the lamest thread in months.
yeah... that's what I had to say, since it's a " say anything" kinda deal