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[Inna]

Originally posted by violette829 We should all go back!

I second that!!

[violette829]

Originally posted by Inna the coolest thing i ever did was when i was about 6/7 yrs old, living in Armenia, and all the kids that lived in the same building would get together and plan our own kebab party, every kid had to go and steal somekind of food from their parents, I always had to steal tomatoes, and then we'd meet up on the side of the building and start the fire..we never actually had any kebab since we hardly had any meat in our own home..but we always had fun ....ahhhh..those were the days

That is just beautiful. In Armenia, the smallest thing would make people happy..because they had no stress like they do here. That's why people lived to be 100, and that was considered young!! I miss Armenia, even though I don't remember much. We should all go back!

[Inna]

the coolest thing i ever did was when i was about 6/7 yrs old, living in Armenia, and all the kids that lived in the same building would get together and plan our own kebab party, every kid had to go and steal somekind of food from their parents, I always had to steal tomatoes, and then we'd meet up on the side of the building and start the fire..we never actually had any kebab since we hardly had any meat in our own home..but we always had fun ....ahhhh..those were the days

[violette829]

Originally posted by surferarmo Damn. Nice try. Rehearse it a few times and come back when you are ready.

Thank u so much my love~!

[surferarmo]

Originally posted by violette829 So...this little boy really has to go pee really badly ok...
His mom sees him suffering because she knows he has a fear of going to the bathroom alone...so she tells him that she will go with him to pee. He tells her no...She tells him that his bladder is going to explode...he says that he will only go to the bathroom with grandma..and no one else... In a puzzled state she asks her son, "Why would u want to go with grandma instead of me?" The little boy looks at her in the eye and says..."Because grandma's hands shake better"


WTF? This joke sounds terrible in English. I swear it's funny in Armenian...I SWEAR!!!!!!

PS: Emil, please don't move this into the Jokes forum..pleaseeee

Damn. Nice try. Rehearse it a few times and come back when you are ready.

[violette829]

Originally posted by surferarmo I cant stop shaking.

So...this little boy really has to go pee really badly ok...
His mom sees him suffering because she knows he has a fear of going to the bathroom alone...so she tells him that she will go with him to pee. He tells her no...She tells him that his bladder is going to explode...he says that he will only go to the bathroom with grandma..and no one else... In a puzzled state she asks her son, "Why would u want to go with grandma instead of me?" The little boy looks at her in the eye and says..."Because grandma's hands shake better"


WTF? This joke sounds terrible in English. I swear it's funny in Armenian...I SWEAR!!!!!!

PS: Emil, please don't move this into the Jokes forum..pleaseeee

[loseyourname]

Another fun time:

New Year's Eve 1999. Me and a couple of friends are out egging, and we see some dude in a ridiculous muscle car trying to look tough. I'm driving, and Mikey in the passenger seat throws an egg right through muscle-man's open window and it breaks on the side of his head. I slam through the red and get onto the freeway, but he follows. I'm weaving in and out of traffic, doing about 120 in piece of xxxx old Dodge Aries, and I get into the carpool lane, I-605 northbound. We're approaching the I-10 interchange and the dude's right on my tail. I tap the brake to distract him, and dart for the offramp, making it by about ten feet and muscle-dude can't follow, right as the clock turns and "It's the End of the World as we Know It" is playing on the radio. Now that was a rush.

[surferarmo]

Originally posted by violette829 If I were ur sister, I'd be troubled with incestual (word?) fantasies and they would have to lock me up in a mental hospital..put me in a straight jacket...and make me sing.."I feel pretty.,..oh so pretty"

Then, I would escape...come home...and grope u in ur sleep.


OOK This post even scared the living shiate out of me!!

I cant stop shaking.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Anonymouse Is that you in your avatar?

Straight out of bed - four hours of sleep.

[dstyle]

Ok back to topic.
Coolest thing ive done, hmm, I would say my Youth Corp experience in Artsakh, and then the hamahaygagan panagoom for 2 weeks after in 99. Amazing. 6 weeks of utter enjoyement. i miss it