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  • #11
    Originally posted by loseyourname I take jokes like hydrogen takes to an open flame.
    So you get burned?

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    • #12
      Originally posted by surferarmo So you get burned?
      2H2(g) + O2(g) + energy 2H2O(g) + big explosion

      Oxygen is reduced to water and I dissipate. Massive amounts of energy are released as electrons settle into more stable orbitals, which might very well burn anything in the vicinity.

      That and I take all the fun out of it.

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      • #13
        Originally posted by loseyourname 2H2(g) + O2(g) + energy 2H2O(g) + big explosion

        Oxygen is reduced to water and I dissipate. Massive amounts of energy are released as electrons settle into more stable orbitals, which might very well burn anything in the vicinity.

        That and I take all the fun out of it.
        Owww.

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        • #14
          Originally posted by loseyourname That and I take all the fun out of it.
          Yea, you could say that.

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          • #15
            Re: Sarcasm

            Originally posted by surferarmo
            I LOVE HAPPY BUNNY!

            Aphro gave me an air freshener for my car that says "you smell like butt" with its little paw (or whatever bunnies have) covering its little nose hahahahhaha.

            ...and a sticker that says "have a nice day, you worthless turd!"

            ...and a couple other things.

            She got me into it...I'm hooked.

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            • #16
              Re: Re: Sarcasm

              Originally posted by sSsflamesSs Aphro gave me an air freshener for my car that says "you smell like butt" with its little paw (or whatever bunnies have) covering its little nose hahahahhaha.
              It was my idea.

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              • #17
                Re: Re: Re: Sarcasm

                Originally posted by loseyourname It was my idea.
                Impressive. I loved all 4 things.

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                • #18
                  Originally posted by surferarmo ...Jahannam; you are a different story.
                  so what's my story again?
                  lol
                  and what is this thread?
                  what do u want us to post about?


                  forum note #33: when people are confused about what to post in a certain thread, it's an indication of the thread being bad.

                  now back to our regular broadcast.

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                  • #19
                    Originally posted by jahannam so what's my story again?
                    lol
                    and what is this thread?
                    what do u want us to post about?


                    forum note #33: when people are confused about what to post in a certain thread, it's an indication of the thread being bad.

                    now back to our regular broadcast.
                    Your story was burned by hydrogen and fire combination that loseyourname spoke of earlier.

                    I have a question for you J. How is the thread being bad? Has it misbehaved? Bad thread, bad!

                    Forum note #34: When Jahannam is confused about what to post in a certain thread....wait...she is always confused about what to post.

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