How dumb are you?

[patlajan]

Originally posted by loseyourname - 14: It's a miracle you lived past the age of 3. You make Jessica Simpson look like Marilyn vos Savant.

If you look at the source code and go to http://www.pressanykey.com/cgi-bin/c...iz.cgi?process"%20method="post

(Or you could have answered nothing and just pressed the button for the right answers)

You can see all the right answers. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA I score a 100 out of 12 you all lose.

[anileve]

Originally posted by patlajan If you look at the source code and go to http://www.pressanykey.com/cgi-bin/c...iz.cgi?process"%20method="post

(Or you could have answered nothing and just pressed the button for the right answers)

You can see all the right answers. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA I score a 100 out of 12 you all lose.

Wow badrjan, you are truly brilliant! Can I be just like you when I grow younger?

[patlajan]

Originally posted by anileve Wow badrjan, you are truly brilliant! Can I be just like you when I grow younger?

No, but what you can do is not grow any older and wait for me to grow up. Everybody wins.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by ckBejug Glad I helped you find your true inner genius

p.s. shouldn't you be partying in Cancun? or Spring Break-ing somewhere??

Anybody else find it interesting, given ck's sig line, that Jack London was a fat drunk that hardly ever left the house and ended up shooting himself?

[anileve]

Originally posted by patlajan No, but what you can do is not grow any older and wait for me to grow up. Everybody wins.

I am sorry I don't have that kind of time. 20 years is a very long wait, considering that the product might not even ripen to its expected potential.

[clubbin714]

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[ckBejug]

Originally posted by loseyourname Anybody else find it interesting, given ck's sig line, that Jack London was a fat drunk that hardly ever left the house and ended up shooting himself?

Hmmmm, Lose, I never thought you'd be one to believe a rumor.... Perhaps you should re-check your sources? Let me hep you with that.

Jack London suffered from a kidney condition during the last six years of his life. The condition was caused by Pellagra (an infection he caught in the South Seas). Not too much drinking. Go pick up the Jack London Homes Album. There it is, at the end, for everybody to see - the picture of the "Physicians Bulletin after death" on page 46:

At about 6:30 p.m., November 21, 1916, Mr. Jack London partook of his dinner. He was taken during the night, with what was supposed to be an attack of acute indigestion. This however, proved to be a gastro-intestinal type of uraemia. He rapidly entered coma and died at 7:45 p.m. November 22, 1916.

Signed:
W.S. Porter, M.D.
A.M. Thomson, M.D.
W.B. Hays, M.D.
J. Wilson-Shields, M.D.

A team of doctor's was fighting for London's life (!) throughout the night. He was even given morphium for the immense pain he had to suffer. And the phials were still lying on the floor in all the commotion that followed and some reporter and other nosey snoops saw them and....

This is what he died of, Uraemia:
Uraemia is a condition of blood poisoning which occurs when the kidneys fail to function properly, as in Bright's disease and fail to excrete urea which is retained in the blood and upsets the nervous system, causing drowsiness, headaches, giddiness and in extreme causes coma.

[loseyourname]

All right, I must be thinking of someone else. Tolstoy perhaps? How'd he kick it?

[dusken]

Originally posted by loseyourname All right, I must be thinking of someone else. Tolstoy perhaps? How'd he kick it?

Actually, I think you have answered the question in the title of the thread. No test necessary; very efficient. If it is not a primary source, it is hearsay.

[loseyourname]

Jesus Christ guys, give me a break. So is it Tolstoy I'm thinking of or not? Excuse me for being confused. I don't have a very good memory.