How did this start?

[omniscient]

Ok I really didn't want to say anything but GOD is my cousins friends nephew and me and GOD were relaxing one day having a few beers at the beach while checking out some girls playing nude tag and we got into a deep convo about starting something, anything. As the convo got deeper I accidentally spilled my beer and as the yellow liquid was coming out of the can GOD suddenly said that liquid made him think about the flow of life and he got real mad and said I'm going to start something xxxx this xxxx and he snapped his fingers and there you have it. And that's how all this started. Don't tell anyone though I promised my cousin I wouldn't tell anyone.

[omniscient]

Now the question is how were we at the beach having a few beers in the first place? how did that start? ahhhh the mystery